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A jar full of pure cringe.
Reach me on Discord if you must. I’m done.
Shrimp that was sitting on the kitchen counter all night.
wiggly days, wiggly nights
A sardine-shaped cake mold.
A double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
wiggly days, wiggly nights
Reach me on Discord if you must. I’m done.
A belt comprised entirely of interwoven Slim Jims
currently scrollin myspace ;P
A bowel of diced potatoes
Reach me on Discord if you must. I’m done.
A small note with the number 5656 scribbled on it
currently scrollin myspace ;P
A bar of soap from a hotel room
The true meaning of life, written on a leaf, stored in an old Coke Bottle.
wiggly days, wiggly nights
A solar-powered rainbow maker