Megamannt125
Senior Member
Does it brighten up your day?
D:Hatsumiku said:The Tails Doll is creepy.
I just read some stories about it.
Sonic R was a good game though.Sonicdan369 said:The story thus far...
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"><big><big><big><big><big>THE CURSE OF THE TAILS DOLL</big></big></big></big></big>
There was a game called Sonic R. It got mainly negative reviews, stating that it had bad control, many glitches, and a cliche plot. Time passed after the game was released, and people started noticing WTFing at a very odd charactor:
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The Tails Doll. People noticed his creepy look, his silent, emotionless demeanor, an odd, mysterious jewel sticking out of his head, and a zipper on his back, making him ever more mysterious. For lack of better words, he was pretty freaking creepy and he sucked. HARD. As people wondered and thought of the Doll's purpose(basement dwellers), stories began to pop up, of scenes where a bloody massacre had taken place and the only thing found was a TV with the Sonic R stage select selected to "Resort Island"(Trolls doin' it for teh lulz). Then, admits all the confusion and panic, came not a story,but a /b/tard trying to help but failing.The explanation went something like this:<big>WARNING: THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPH IS BORING AND FULL OF FAIL. PLEASE MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER BY NOT READING ANY OF IT AND SKIP TO SAFETY PROCEDURES. THANK YOU.</big>There is a Tails Doll curse in Sonic R. In order to unlock the curse(weather by accident or to see if the curse is true) is to unlock the evil doll itself by collecting all the Character Tokens in "Resort Island". When you unlock the Tails Doll, he will disappear from the character select screen. This means you have unlocked the curse, and you are thoroughly SCREWED. This has been fixed somewhat in the GC version, as Sherigu Miyamoto knew about the curse and put a protective seal on the game(yeah, he can do that), which can only be broken by tagging Super Sonic with the Tails Doll in tag mode, though you are REALLY asking for it if you do this. Right before you go to bed the same night you unlock the Tails Doll/Tag Super sonic, you will see a glowing red light in your mirror(if you have one, otherwise on your ceiling Note: Because of this need of a mirror or ceiling, Hobos are safe). This is a sign to start the safety procedures(see below), before he grows enough strength to completely leave the game. Every night, starting at 10:31 and continuing until midnight. The light will grow stronger, starting out week on the unlocking day, until it is a bright as the sun a full week later. During this time, you may hear "Can you feel the Sunshine?" play at random only to the unlocker. This is the time to start A). Breaking out in panic, B). Going Ash Williams with a Boomstick on that Doll, or C). Safety Procedures.
<big><big>SAFTEY PROCEEDURES</big></big>
1. As soon as you first see the light/hear the music, play the song "Live and Learn" as much as possible.If you can't play the song, memorize ether the whole thing, or at least the whole tune, so at least you can sing/hum it. Europop has no chance when put up against SA2:B awesomeness(you could also play "Can You Feel the Sunshine?" backwards, but you may or may not end up raped).
2.If you have one, keep your Sonic/Tails/Knuckles/Animu plushy near you at all times. Pretty lame, but its relation to the good Sonic games will help drive away the Dolls evil forces.
3. If all else fails, you can only survive by becoming a minion. Dieing would be preferred than helping with its evil deeds(unless, you know, you swing that way...*cough*).
<big><big>TAILS DOLL ACTIONS</big></big>
1.He will suck out your soul.
2.He will make you one of his soul gathering eternal minions for all eternity.
3.He will sit there and look creepy, or, his most horrible and most preferred yet rare act,
4.He will proceed to slaughter you and every living thing that has ever had a connection with you as violently as possible. Also remember: Any attempts to subdue, injure, or kill the Tails Doll will be in vain. Due to the many angry, hateful, and loathing thoughts tword the game, the Tails Doll has taken all that energy and has been able to become more stubborn than a Texan donkey, a Narutard, and Jack Tompson COMBINED when it comes to dieing. No matter how much pain and suffering you put it through, IT WILL NOT DIE, you may even make it stronger. Even if you believe it to be dead, you ARE wrong. It will always come back. No matter what.
Believe what you want but hes RLY not real. I'VE unlocked him and tagged Super Sonic and I'M still here. Then again, this thing is TL;DR.Now if you'll excuse me, I've some cleaning to do.
O hello CandleJack, such a nice fe</div>
I agree, but by popular opinion, it was the worst Sonic game. A shame, it really wasn't that bad.Megamannt125 said:Sonic R was a good game though.Sonicdan369 said:The story thus far...
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"><big><big><big><big><big>THE CURSE OF THE TAILS DOLL</big></big></big></big></big>
There was a game called Sonic R. It got mainly negative reviews, stating that it had bad control, many glitches, and a cliche plot. Time passed after the game was released, and people started noticing WTFing at a very odd charactor:
![]()
The Tails Doll. People noticed his creepy look, his silent, emotionless demeanor, an odd, mysterious jewel sticking out of his head, and a zipper on his back, making him ever more mysterious. For lack of better words, he was pretty freaking creepy and he sucked. HARD. As people wondered and thought of the Doll's purpose(basement dwellers), stories began to pop up, of scenes where a bloody massacre had taken place and the only thing found was a TV with the Sonic R stage select selected to "Resort Island"(Trolls doin' it for teh lulz). Then, admits all the confusion and panic, came not a story,but a /b/tard trying to help but failing.The explanation went something like this:<big>WARNING: THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPH IS BORING AND FULL OF FAIL. PLEASE MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER BY NOT READING ANY OF IT AND SKIP TO SAFETY PROCEDURES. THANK YOU.</big>There is a Tails Doll curse in Sonic R. In order to unlock the curse(weather by accident or to see if the curse is true) is to unlock the evil doll itself by collecting all the Character Tokens in "Resort Island". When you unlock the Tails Doll, he will disappear from the character select screen. This means you have unlocked the curse, and you are thoroughly SCREWED. This has been fixed somewhat in the GC version, as Sherigu Miyamoto knew about the curse and put a protective seal on the game(yeah, he can do that), which can only be broken by tagging Super Sonic with the Tails Doll in tag mode, though you are REALLY asking for it if you do this. Right before you go to bed the same night you unlock the Tails Doll/Tag Super sonic, you will see a glowing red light in your mirror(if you have one, otherwise on your ceiling Note: Because of this need of a mirror or ceiling, Hobos are safe). This is a sign to start the safety procedures(see below), before he grows enough strength to completely leave the game. Every night, starting at 10:31 and continuing until midnight. The light will grow stronger, starting out week on the unlocking day, until it is a bright as the sun a full week later. During this time, you may hear "Can you feel the Sunshine?" play at random only to the unlocker. This is the time to start A). Breaking out in panic, B). Going Ash Williams with a Boomstick on that Doll, or C). Safety Procedures.
<big><big>SAFTEY PROCEEDURES</big></big>
1. As soon as you first see the light/hear the music, play the song "Live and Learn" as much as possible.If you can't play the song, memorize ether the whole thing, or at least the whole tune, so at least you can sing/hum it. Europop has no chance when put up against SA2:B awesomeness(you could also play "Can You Feel the Sunshine?" backwards, but you may or may not end up raped).
2.If you have one, keep your Sonic/Tails/Knuckles/Animu plushy near you at all times. Pretty lame, but its relation to the good Sonic games will help drive away the Dolls evil forces.
3. If all else fails, you can only survive by becoming a minion. Dieing would be preferred than helping with its evil deeds(unless, you know, you swing that way...*cough*).
<big><big>TAILS DOLL ACTIONS</big></big>
1.He will suck out your soul.
2.He will make you one of his soul gathering eternal minions for all eternity.
3.He will sit there and look creepy, or, his most horrible and most preferred yet rare act,
4.He will proceed to slaughter you and every living thing that has ever had a connection with you as violently as possible. Also remember: Any attempts to subdue, injure, or kill the Tails Doll will be in vain. Due to the many angry, hateful, and loathing thoughts tword the game, the Tails Doll has taken all that energy and has been able to become more stubborn than a Texan donkey, a Narutard, and Jack Tompson COMBINED when it comes to dieing. No matter how much pain and suffering you put it through, IT WILL NOT DIE, you may even make it stronger. Even if you believe it to be dead, you ARE wrong. It will always come back. No matter what.
Believe what you want but hes RLY not real. I'VE unlocked him and tagged Super Sonic and I'M still here. Then again, this thing is TL;DR.Now if you'll excuse me, I've some cleaning to do.
O hello CandleJack, such a nice fe</div>
The music was quite terrible.Sonicdan369 said:I agree, but by popular opinion, it was the worst Sonic game. A shame, it really wasn't that bad.Megamannt125 said:Sonic R was a good game though.Sonicdan369 said:The story thus far...
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"><big><big><big><big><big>THE CURSE OF THE TAILS DOLL</big></big></big></big></big>
There was a game called Sonic R. It got mainly negative reviews, stating that it had bad control, many glitches, and a cliche plot. Time passed after the game was released, and people started noticing WTFing at a very odd charactor:
![]()
The Tails Doll. People noticed his creepy look, his silent, emotionless demeanor, an odd, mysterious jewel sticking out of his head, and a zipper on his back, making him ever more mysterious. For lack of better words, he was pretty freaking creepy and he sucked. HARD. As people wondered and thought of the Doll's purpose(basement dwellers), stories began to pop up, of scenes where a bloody massacre had taken place and the only thing found was a TV with the Sonic R stage select selected to "Resort Island"(Trolls doin' it for teh lulz). Then, admits all the confusion and panic, came not a story,but a /b/tard trying to help but failing.The explanation went something like this:<big>WARNING: THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPH IS BORING AND FULL OF FAIL. PLEASE MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER BY NOT READING ANY OF IT AND SKIP TO SAFETY PROCEDURES. THANK YOU.</big>There is a Tails Doll curse in Sonic R. In order to unlock the curse(weather by accident or to see if the curse is true) is to unlock the evil doll itself by collecting all the Character Tokens in "Resort Island". When you unlock the Tails Doll, he will disappear from the character select screen. This means you have unlocked the curse, and you are thoroughly SCREWED. This has been fixed somewhat in the GC version, as Sherigu Miyamoto knew about the curse and put a protective seal on the game(yeah, he can do that), which can only be broken by tagging Super Sonic with the Tails Doll in tag mode, though you are REALLY asking for it if you do this. Right before you go to bed the same night you unlock the Tails Doll/Tag Super sonic, you will see a glowing red light in your mirror(if you have one, otherwise on your ceiling Note: Because of this need of a mirror or ceiling, Hobos are safe). This is a sign to start the safety procedures(see below), before he grows enough strength to completely leave the game. Every night, starting at 10:31 and continuing until midnight. The light will grow stronger, starting out week on the unlocking day, until it is a bright as the sun a full week later. During this time, you may hear "Can you feel the Sunshine?" play at random only to the unlocker. This is the time to start A). Breaking out in panic, B). Going Ash Williams with a Boomstick on that Doll, or C). Safety Procedures.
<big><big>SAFTEY PROCEEDURES</big></big>
1. As soon as you first see the light/hear the music, play the song "Live and Learn" as much as possible.If you can't play the song, memorize ether the whole thing, or at least the whole tune, so at least you can sing/hum it. Europop has no chance when put up against SA2:B awesomeness(you could also play "Can You Feel the Sunshine?" backwards, but you may or may not end up raped).
2.If you have one, keep your Sonic/Tails/Knuckles/Animu plushy near you at all times. Pretty lame, but its relation to the good Sonic games will help drive away the Dolls evil forces.
3. If all else fails, you can only survive by becoming a minion. Dieing would be preferred than helping with its evil deeds(unless, you know, you swing that way...*cough*).
<big><big>TAILS DOLL ACTIONS</big></big>
1.He will suck out your soul.
2.He will make you one of his soul gathering eternal minions for all eternity.
3.He will sit there and look creepy, or, his most horrible and most preferred yet rare act,
4.He will proceed to slaughter you and every living thing that has ever had a connection with you as violently as possible. Also remember: Any attempts to subdue, injure, or kill the Tails Doll will be in vain. Due to the many angry, hateful, and loathing thoughts tword the game, the Tails Doll has taken all that energy and has been able to become more stubborn than a Texan donkey, a Narutard, and Jack Tompson COMBINED when it comes to dieing. No matter how much pain and suffering you put it through, IT WILL NOT DIE, you may even make it stronger. Even if you believe it to be dead, you ARE wrong. It will always come back. No matter what.
Believe what you want but hes RLY not real. I'VE unlocked him and tagged Super Sonic and I'M still here. Then again, this thing is TL;DR.Now if you'll excuse me, I've some cleaning to do.
O hello CandleJack, such a nice fe</div>
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Can you see?Master Crash said:The music was quite terrible.Sonicdan369 said:I agree, but by popular opinion, it was the worst Sonic game. A shame, it really wasn't that bad.Megamannt125 said:Sonic R was a good game though.Sonicdan369 said:The story thus far...
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"><big><big><big><big><big>THE CURSE OF THE TAILS DOLL</big></big></big></big></big>
There was a game called Sonic R. It got mainly negative reviews, stating that it had bad control, many glitches, and a cliche plot. Time passed after the game was released, and people started noticing WTFing at a very odd charactor:
![]()
The Tails Doll. People noticed his creepy look, his silent, emotionless demeanor, an odd, mysterious jewel sticking out of his head, and a zipper on his back, making him ever more mysterious. For lack of better words, he was pretty freaking creepy and he sucked. HARD. As people wondered and thought of the Doll's purpose(basement dwellers), stories began to pop up, of scenes where a bloody massacre had taken place and the only thing found was a TV with the Sonic R stage select selected to "Resort Island"(Trolls doin' it for teh lulz). Then, admits all the confusion and panic, came not a story,but a /b/tard trying to help but failing.The explanation went something like this:<big>WARNING: THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPH IS BORING AND FULL OF FAIL. PLEASE MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER BY NOT READING ANY OF IT AND SKIP TO SAFETY PROCEDURES. THANK YOU.</big>There is a Tails Doll curse in Sonic R. In order to unlock the curse(weather by accident or to see if the curse is true) is to unlock the evil doll itself by collecting all the Character Tokens in "Resort Island". When you unlock the Tails Doll, he will disappear from the character select screen. This means you have unlocked the curse, and you are thoroughly SCREWED. This has been fixed somewhat in the GC version, as Sherigu Miyamoto knew about the curse and put a protective seal on the game(yeah, he can do that), which can only be broken by tagging Super Sonic with the Tails Doll in tag mode, though you are REALLY asking for it if you do this. Right before you go to bed the same night you unlock the Tails Doll/Tag Super sonic, you will see a glowing red light in your mirror(if you have one, otherwise on your ceiling Note: Because of this need of a mirror or ceiling, Hobos are safe). This is a sign to start the safety procedures(see below), before he grows enough strength to completely leave the game. Every night, starting at 10:31 and continuing until midnight. The light will grow stronger, starting out week on the unlocking day, until it is a bright as the sun a full week later. During this time, you may hear "Can you feel the Sunshine?" play at random only to the unlocker. This is the time to start A). Breaking out in panic, B). Going Ash Williams with a Boomstick on that Doll, or C). Safety Procedures.
<big><big>SAFTEY PROCEEDURES</big></big>
1. As soon as you first see the light/hear the music, play the song "Live and Learn" as much as possible.If you can't play the song, memorize ether the whole thing, or at least the whole tune, so at least you can sing/hum it. Europop has no chance when put up against SA2:B awesomeness(you could also play "Can You Feel the Sunshine?" backwards, but you may or may not end up raped).
2.If you have one, keep your Sonic/Tails/Knuckles/Animu plushy near you at all times. Pretty lame, but its relation to the good Sonic games will help drive away the Dolls evil forces.
3. If all else fails, you can only survive by becoming a minion. Dieing would be preferred than helping with its evil deeds(unless, you know, you swing that way...*cough*).
<big><big>TAILS DOLL ACTIONS</big></big>
1.He will suck out your soul.
2.He will make you one of his soul gathering eternal minions for all eternity.
3.He will sit there and look creepy, or, his most horrible and most preferred yet rare act,
4.He will proceed to slaughter you and every living thing that has ever had a connection with you as violently as possible. Also remember: Any attempts to subdue, injure, or kill the Tails Doll will be in vain. Due to the many angry, hateful, and loathing thoughts tword the game, the Tails Doll has taken all that energy and has been able to become more stubborn than a Texan donkey, a Narutard, and Jack Tompson COMBINED when it comes to dieing. No matter how much pain and suffering you put it through, IT WILL NOT DIE, you may even make it stronger. Even if you believe it to be dead, you ARE wrong. It will always come back. No matter what.
Believe what you want but hes RLY not real. I'VE unlocked him and tagged Super Sonic and I'M still here. Then again, this thing is TL;DR.Now if you'll excuse me, I've some cleaning to do.
O hello CandleJack, such a nice fe</div>