Bob Appreciation Thread - Group made! PM Uxie about it!

Have a Bob

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exaclty right. He could marry anyone he wishes, to the limit of 9 times.

EXCEPT FOR TIER 1

The rules say, and i quote:

Tier ones? Bob is neutral towards most. Love thy neighbor. But the two tier ones thy shant trust is marshal and merengue, for they shall cause you pain and you shall die a painful death, in Marshell.

About Marshell, 11.4.5
 
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Here is the Boblender( it's rather long so I put it in a spoiler)


January

1st -The Birth of Bob:

On this day our Lord Bob was born. It is because of this that many people believe that Bob was the first ever Animal Crossing villager ever. This got people thinking about Bob, when they thought about him they realised just how amazing he was and the first few Bob lovers started to emerge.

To celebrate this day you should create a party in your church. Make sure there's plenty of food including: oranges, marshmallows and cake (preferably birthday). Remember to put out purple balloons and turn on your blenders. If you have bob in your town, attend his party and stay there for asking as possible while still holding a ceremony.

12th - The Day of Bob's Daughter's Husband:

Moe husband to Bob's daughter Rosie was born on this day. Moe was never very popular and considered Rosie his only friend before the got married. Moe had believed in Bob since the beginning and Bob was happy to welcome Moe to Tier Bob.


To celebrate this day you should put cake and purple balloons in your church of bob and follow the standard procedure. If you have Moe remember to visit him and bring him a gift.

February

1st - The Second Life Day:

On this day Bob started his second life, more people started to realise the truth about Marshal and Merengue on this day.

On this day you should follow the standard procedure for Boblidays.

10th - The Marriage of Bob and Lolly:

On this day our Lord Bob married the beautiful Bobwife Lolly. The day is situated half way between there birthdays to symbolise equality in the Church of Bob.

On this day you should follow the standard procedure for Boblidays and put a wedding cake in your church of bob to celebrate.

March

1st - The Third Life Day:

Bob began his third life on this day. It is said that this is the day he met his future Bobwife Lolly. A few years later and they were married.

On this day you should follow the standard procedure for Boblidays

19th - The Day of Evil:

On this day the evil marshmallow sent out a hypnotic wave that made people fall in love with him and merengue. Luckily Bob managed to protect his followers and even a few others.

On this day you should follow standard procedure for Boblidays and sacrifice 3 marshmallow chairs to bob.

23rd - The day of Bob's Wife:

On this day the Bobwife was born into the tier of evil. Although Lolly couldn't do much she brought some happiness that was her corrupted world.

On this day you should follow standard procedure for Boblidays and decorate your church with purple balloons and a birthday cake. If you have Lolly make sure to visit her and bring her a gift

April

1st - The Fourth Life Day:

Bob began his fourth life on this day, at the same time Marshal and Merengue found out about Bob and Lolly so they kidnapped Lolly and forced her into the darkest part of Tier one.

On this day follow the standard procedure for Boblidays.

20th - Rise-of-the-Bob Day:

Bob reclaimed his Queen on this day by travelling alone into the evil tier. Many people found out about his courageous deeds and his popularity rose dramatically.

On this day follow the standard procedure for Bobildays.

May

1st - The Fifth Life Day:

Bob began is fifth life in this day. On this day Bob fought his first battle with the marshmallow. It was a long and tiring fight that ended in a draw. Bob knew he had to get stronger in order to wipe out evil.

On this day follow the standard procedure for Boblidays.

2nd - Forming of the Church of Bob:

On this day the Bob thread was created by Purple. It was met with great response and many people were eager to share the bob love but still the haters remained.

On this day follow the standard procedure for Boblidays and make an extra amount of effort to talk on the Bob thread.

28th - The day of the Bob Parade:

On this day the Bob thread reached to major goals that few people thought it would as it had almost died just days before. Yet the true bob lovers showed and in the end Purple started the 100th page and Uxie wrote the thousandth post, both exclaiming BOB IS LOVE, BOB IS LIFE.

On this day follow the standard procedure for Boblidays

29th - The Memorial Day:

Just minutes before the Bob parade many villagers sacrificed there lives fighting in the name of Bob. The Church of Bob made efforts to talk to Bobs attackers but sadly to no prevail. In the end a hero emerged closely followed by Uxie and some other followers. That hero was named Kenny the Mage. Kenny fought bravely and carried in fighting even though he had lost his leg while Uxie used a Bobanta (a sword blessed by bob) to light Kenny's way? In the end Kenny wiped out the entire army save it's leader who was defeated by Bob.

On this day follow the standard procedure for Boblidays and decorate your church with purple flowers to remember those who died keep the flowers out til the sixth life day. You should use different purple flowers every year.

June

1st - The Sixth Life Day:

On this day Bob began his sixth life. Bob spent this day visiting the graves of those who fought and died. He laid blossoms on every one if their graves. It is said that Bob was heard apologising and crying later on.

On this day follow the standard procedure for Boblidays and plant the purple flowers around your church.

29th - The Day of Bob's Daughter:

On this day we celebrate the birth of Bob's child, Rosie. Rosie was one of the most friendly cats there was friends with everyone even Moe who wasn't well liked at all but Rosie soon found she like him best and the two became best friends and eventually they were married.

On this day follow the standard procedure for Boblidays and decorate your church with a birthday cake and purple balloons. If you have Rosie you should bring her a gift.

July

1st - The Seventh Life Day:

On this day Bob began his seventh life. On this day Bob celebrated the creation of Tier Bob. He had finally found a place where he could watch over and protect his followers but still love in the comfort of his family.

On this day you should follow the standard procedure for Boblidays.

6th - King Bob Day:

On this day Bob became something that merengue and marshal could never be, Bob became a friend. He became a friend to his followers, he helped them as much as they helped him. He supported them as they had supported him. One follower realised this before the others, this follower was called poliwag. Poliwag spread the message and as a gift Bob moved to Poliwag's town.

On this day you should follow the standard procedure for Boblidays

August

1st - The Eighth Life Day:

On this day Bobs eight life began. On this day Bob celebrated the marriage of his daughter, Rosie and Moe. Bob was happy to see the wedding take place after the war earlier that year.

On this day you should follow the standard procedure for Boblidays and decorate it with a wedding cake

September

1st - The Ninth Life Day:

On this day Bobs ninth life began. Bob decided to thank his followers one by one by moving to their towns. Bob picked his followers carefully but in the end he found he loved them too much so gradually he began to move to all his followers towns. But he found if he moved to a non-followers town he could sometimes snap them out of the hypnotic trance they were in.

On this day you should follow the standard procedure for Boblidays

13th - St. Bob's Day:

On this day Bluebell was forced to apologise after an attack from an unknown source. Bluebell had been helping bob by spreading the word of him, sadly only bluebell was attacked even though many other had been helping her with her work. To everyone ones surprise everyone was upset about the anon hate and all the love and support people showed that day turned him into the saint we today.

On this day you should follow the standard procedure for Boblidays

October

31st - Bobween:

On this day Bob created a gift for Lolly and his followers (but mainly lolly). It was well known that lolly loved lollies so bob made a Bobliday that would allow her to get many! It became very popular and Bobween was born.

On this day you should follow the standard procedure for Boblidays, eat many oranges and enjoy the festival held in your town. If you have bob give him candy too.

November

27th - Bobgiving:

On this day Bob was presented with many gifts. Bob found he had many Marshmallow Chairs and Cakes sacrificed to him which made him smile. He also found he was given oranges, cookies and his favourite furniture which made him even more happy.

On this day you should follow the standard procedure for Boblidays and sacrifice marshmallow chairs, cakes and oranges. If you have bob you could send him some of his favourite items of furniture

December

1st - 24th - Bobvent:

On these days Bob spent his time with his friends and family. He found he could finally be at rest and found he was happier than ever before with his enemies at residing in there lairs recovering from there last meetings Bob felt at peace.

On these days you should follow the standard procedure for Boblidays (keep your blender on everyday however you only need to have a special ceremony on the first and last day). You should gather seasonal items in preparation for Bobmas.

25th - Bobmas:

On this day Bob reflected back on all him and his followers had achieved. Bob then held a giant party to celebrate, he sent a message to his followers saying Thank you, Bob then said that all his followers should forget about there worries and have fun.

On this day you should follow the standard procedure for Boblidays and decorate your church with purple balloons and the seasonal items sold in the shops


The standard procedure for Boblidays:

On a bobliday you should hold a special ceremony that involves yelling the tale of that day and what we can learn from it. You should also turn on your blenders and sacrifice one marshmallow chair unless specified that more is required. To sacrifice you simply get the throw the item in to the one of the two trash can that should be situated in your church.

Oh and remember these events happened over different years not just one. I may add the years they happened later. If you don't have a church of bob then you should probably invest in making one or go to another town with one/visit a dream town with one.

its a draft so tell me what needs changing and if you have any other ideas. Is it good enough for our lord bob?

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I love it thank you!
 
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nononono
bob did not marry till his 9 lives were up anyways
so therefore he gets married once

but Bob got a second set of 9 lives to save the world when marshal and merengue resurrected, and he married tangy in that set of lives, so he now has two bobwives?
 
bob got cloned. one clone married lolly, the other one married tangy. this explains why there are two different versions of his story
 
but that would mean that bob is evil

Exactly its an alternate universe and eventually they fight and good bob wins

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Can we changed St. Bob's day to April 3rd? lol I just want my holiday on my birthday
lol if u don't wanna change it that's fine <333
 
wait what I thought merry was bob's kid
I think merry's birthday is on the boblender

how about bob had a clone, but nobody could tell because they were identical
 
So, its sunday and since its sunday I have decided to read The Story Of Cube: Short Edition. (story of job)

Cube was a man who was loyal to bob. He prayed to bob every night. Cube had a lovely wife named Sprinkle and 12 little penguin babies.

One day, Marshal came up from Marshell to speak with bob.

"You fool. He is only loyal, because of what you have given him!" Marshal spoke with authority.
"Clearly you are wrong", replied bob. "If I took all of these things away from cube he would still be loyal."

And so bob took away cubes family, children and house. But cube was still loyal, still praying.

Cube was covered in sores and on his death bed, when he was visited by bob.

"You, my child, have remained loyal through even the most rough of circumstances. You are a true believer of bob. And for this, I shall grant back all of your possessions, your house, and the lives of your children and Wife.

Maybe one day I'll read the full version.
 
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