Basement Dwellers

[0ni]

i already made your dress and everything, kiss the man

I can't get to his lips, his crabstache keeps trying to fight me

 

[spawnpoint]

I can't get to his lips, his crabstache keeps trying to fight me

keep trying you can do it you're a strong little crab
(OKAHAGQHAJQJ IM DYING THIS IS SO FUNNY)

 

[0ni]

keep trying you can do it you're a strong little crab
(OKAHAGQHAJQJ IM DYING THIS IS SO FUNNY)

are weddings always this difficult, or do people usually marry folks with facial hair that doesn't try to fight them in 'tache-to-hand combat at the altar?

 

[spawnpoint]

are weddings always this difficult, or do people usually marry folks with facial hair that doesn't try to fight them in 'tache-to-hand combat at the altar?

judging based off what I've seen, yes people always have to fight the other's facial hair

 

[0ni]

judging based off what I've seen, yes people always have to fight the other's facial hair

they always skip over that part in the movies.

and I am GOING TO BED lmao - I could spend all night talking about my marriage to crabstache but it's almost 2am and I should know better by now.

g'night y'all

 

[spawnpoint]

they always skip over that part in the movies.

and I am GOING TO BED lmao - I could spend all night talking about my marriage to crabstache but it's almost 2am and I should know better by now.

g'night y'all

goodnight, enjoy your first night with uncle crabstache

 

[Antonio]

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it's time, your mans is waiting for you

why does his eyes look like he walked in right when his wife was having an affair

 

[King koopa]

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goodnight, sweet dreams

I just lost 50 braincells from this

 

[spawnpoint]

why does his eyes look like he walked in right when his wife was having an affair

hes dead inside

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I just lost 50 braincells from this

that's the point

 

[King koopa]

Let's have a BBQ anyone for crab?

 

[spawnpoint]

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Let's have a BBQ anyone from crab?

please not in front of crabstache and oni crab

 

[King koopa]

please not in front of crabstache and oni crab

You mean this? (I created a monster)

 

[spawnpoint]

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You mean this? (I created a monster)

NOOOO DON'T EAT THEM

 

[King koopa]

NOOOO DON'T EAT THEM

Half cat half crab. Of course not it would taste nasty

 

[spawnpoint]

Half cat half crab. Of course not it would taste nasty

good. they must live a happy marriage, that wedding was expensive

 

[Antonio]

good night everybody

 

[Kurb]

reddit

I’m crying right now, why would you post such a controversial message

 

[frogslime]

I’m crying right now, why would you post such a controversial message

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

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Elaborate

 

[frogslime]

Elaborate

I believe you have figured it out by now