Basement Dwellers

[Clock]

Maybe someone in the trolley can sabotage the system.
Thats all I can think of

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

I’ve got to go to bed soon. See y’all in the morning!

 

[frogslime]

w ah t

Quickly! A man has his boot stuck in the track oh god oh frick someone think of something!

 

[Midoriya]

*blows the man up*

There we go. Now the trolley can move freely without any obstacles. Problem solved.

 

[MapleSilver]

Since this thread has been moving slow, I present to you:
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The Trolley Problem. We've all seen it, I think.
Instead of looking at the ethics of it and blah blah blah, how would you solve it in the weirdest/most creative way possible?

I step in front of the trolley. "Hello, wonderful day this is," I say, "I couldn't help but notice you are headed right in the direction of some people over there."
The trolley pauses. "Whoa, I didn't see them there," it exclaims, "what kind of horrible person would tie them up to the tracks like that?!"
"I know," I reply, "would you mind helping untie them?"
With the trolley's help, untying the people takes no time at all. Everyone goes home unscathed.

Everyone is so quick to pull the lever but no one stops to consider that maybe the trolley isn't malicious, that it's just trying to do its job and didn't expect someone to be tied onto a train track.

 

[Midoriya]

I step in front of the trolley. "Hello, wonderful day this is," I say, "I couldn't help but notice you are headed right in the direction of some people over there."
The trolley pauses. "Whoa, I didn't see them there," it exclaims, "what kind of horrible person would tie them up to the tracks like that?!"
"I know," I reply, "would you mind helping untie them?"
With the trolley's help, untying the people takes no time at all. Everyone goes home unscathed.

Everyone is so quick to pull the lever but no one stops to consider that maybe the trolley isn't malicious, that it's just trying to do its job and didn't expect someone to be tied onto a train track.

This is why we’re friends. Looool

 

[ReeBear]

Since this thread has been moving slow, I present to you:
View attachment 328797
The Trolley Problem. We've all seen it, I think.
Instead of looking at the ethics of it and blah blah blah, how would you solve it in the weirdest/most creative way possible?

You made me miss The Good Place Can I go for Michael's 'how to kill all six' solution?

Post automatically merged: Oct 23, 2020

Also is now a good time to bring up my animal crossing is the good place theory where Tom Nook is Michael, Isabelle is Janet, and the player is Eleanor >>

 

[frogslime]

You made me miss The Good Place Can I go for Michael's 'how to kill all six' solution?

Post automatically merged: Oct 23, 2020

Also is now a good time to bring up my animal crossing is the good place theory where Tom Nook is Michael, Isabelle is Janet, and the player is Eleanor >>

The best solution
Also amazing theory

 

[ReeBear]

The best solution
Also amazing theory

(maybe I should order lots of Pietro posters for my player's house)

 

[ReeBear]

 

[Cosmic-chan]

I'm vibin at 4:13 am

 

[ReeBear]

My disability benefits have been denied a second time so I have to take it to court to appeal it, v manageable for someone with a disability that makes leaving the house really difficult. Arghfgfhrhggh.

Post automatically merged: Oct 23, 2020

I just want to give up honestly.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Since this thread has been moving slow, I present to you:
View attachment 328797
The Trolley Problem. We've all seen it, I think.
Instead of looking at the ethics of it and blah blah blah, how would you solve it in the weirdest/most creative way possible?

you literally need to run over all 6 without a choice tho

the path loops so just run them over

perks: you cannot go to jail for it
you get to see everyone in horror when they step out
cons: murder

 

[Seastar]

What?

Good morning. How is everyone?

 

[Ananas Dragon]

What?

Good morning. How is everyone?

bad

 

[Seastar]

bad

Well I hope things get better later

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Well I hope things get better later

they won't

 

[Seastar]

they won't

Why did I expect that answer?

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Why did I expect that answer?

I'm predictable

 

[Seastar]

I'm predictable

Is that a good or bad thing?