Dwayne Johnson
Don't look back in anger
the early 2000s were just wild
i remember this commercial like it was yesterday
it screwed with my dreams
it screwed with my dreams

OH NO THE CREEPY BABY IS BACKthe early 2000s were just wild
i remember this commercial like it was yesterday
it screwed with my dreams
wha????I remember falling off a stool in my bathroom while brushing my teeth and I had a seizure
Also, I had a seizure at Disney
We got to meet the medical staff
Also, I got a scar from the Disney store
The mouse is out to get me
I used to get seizures igwha????
oh goshI used to get seizures ig
Also for the scar thing, I hit a display very close to my eye
I pride myself in this (tiny) scar
oh no wait whyoh gosh
now I'm having anxiety hahhahahhhaha
the wii ads are my favouriteI’m convinced most early 2000 ads are concentrated fever dreams
I would be too but I'm feeling too unwell tooh no wait why
the mention of that word triggers really bad anxietyoh no wait why
SQUINKIES OMGi regret giving all my lps away
atleast i still have my squinkies :,)
ah my badthe mention of that word triggers really bad anxiety
...I still have all my LPS stuff.i regret giving all my lps away
atleast i still have my squinkies :,)
why is everything pre-methis ad is slightly pre frogslime