Basement Dwellers

[Clock]

Advanced science on biology

 

[Seastar]

let's talk anatomy.
so, if inklings are compressed into, let's say, 4hammer units, (1HU = 1IN), we can assume they don't have bones. so how do they remain in a humanoid form, and don't compress into bloody jello?

Hey, I don't know... Nobody told me.

 

[Clock]

Let’s see then..

 

[Kurb]

Hey, I don't know... Nobody told me.

Regular squids stay rigid due to a, i guess you could call, great value skeleton. These work underwater, because it keeps everything nice and tidy. Being out of water, would deflate it. Like a beached jellyfish, flat on the beach. Also, how did Inklings learn to develop lungs? There were no just pair of lungs underwater, so how did they make any? If they made some on their own, it'd take millions of years to evolve to contain them! And by then, the sun would've swallowed the earth!

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Spoiler: Nyhoho my redraw is done

 

[frogslime]

Spoiler: Nyhoho my redraw is done

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a work of art

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

a work of art

It belongs in a museum

 

[Kurb]

In conclusion, Splatoon's biology is like a JellO left in the freezer.

 

[Clock]

Spoiler: Nyhoho my redraw is done

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Amazing

 

[Seastar]

Regular squids stay rigid due to a, i guess you could call, great value skeleton. These work underwater, because it keeps everything nice and tidy. Being out of water, would deflate it. Like a beached jellyfish, flat on the beach. Also, how did Inklings learn to develop lungs? There were no just pair of lungs underwater, so how did they make any? If they made some on their own, it'd take millions of years to evolve to contain them! And by then, the sun would've swallowed the earth!

Okay, I happen to know how many years it was, but not anything else you said...

Viridi: Inklings rose to power 12,000 years after mammals went extinct.

Palutena's Guidance

Announced in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U: 50-Fact Extravaganza, Palutena's Guidance is Pit's Smash Taunt, performed on Palutena's Temple in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. When it is activated, a conversation is initiated about an opponent Pit is facing in the same...

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[Lothitine]

In conclusion, Splatoon's biology is like a JellO left in the freezer.

 

[Clock]

Splatoon vs reality

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Okay, I happen to know how many years it was, but not anything else you said...

Viridi: Inklings rose to power 12,000 years after mammals went extinct.

Palutena's Guidance

Announced in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U: 50-Fact Extravaganza, Palutena's Guidance is Pit's Smash Taunt, performed on Palutena's Temple in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. When it is activated, a conversation is initiated about an opponent Pit is facing in the same...

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cool

 

[Clock]

It be like that

 

[Kurb]

Okay, I happen to know how many years it was, but not anything else you said...

Viridi: Inklings rose to power 12,000 years after mammals went extinct.

Palutena's Guidance

Announced in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U: 50-Fact Extravaganza, Palutena's Guidance is Pit's Smash Taunt, performed on Palutena's Temple in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. When it is activated, a conversation is initiated about an opponent Pit is facing in the same...

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Evolution takes thousands of years, and they'd take 20, 30k years to get out of the water. Even then, they'd have to build Inkopolis.

 

[Seastar]

Evolution takes thousands of years, and they'd take 20, 30k years to get out of the water. Even then, they'd have to build Inkopolis.

Okay, but that's what Viridi said.

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Evolution takes thousands of years, and they'd take 20, 30k years to get out of the water. Even then, they'd have to build Inkopolis.

I thought squids had something called genetic editing that basically makes evolving a lot quicker for them

 

[Clock]

Much info

 

[Kurb]

Okay, but that's what Viridi said.

Viridi is wrong then

 

[Seastar]

I thought squids had something called genetic editing that basically makes evolving a lot quicker for them

Wait... really?