Get pets and give them Japanese names! My cats, Cake and Muffin/Mikki, are actually named Keiko and Maiko.
I'm licking my screen but I'm not tasting the popcorn. Fix it.
Hahahaha, watching drunk coworkers dance is the best! Especially when the management team are old enough to be your parents. Last office party pre-COVID the CEO and his wife tried to convince me to join them on the dance floor when I was on my way to the cloakroom trying to leave.
Do not be afraid to join us!
Yes, another Scot! If I'm ever blessed with a daughter I wish to name her Eilidh. You're probably the only person here who will know how to pronounce that without Googling.
Come visit me. I live opposite the woods so you will feel right at home.