Bad puns!

[robbywow]

Title says it all, let's make some PUNNY puns. Sorry if you don't like puns, I get that sometimes they can be PUNBARABLE.

So yeah, post you favorite puns, I find them pretty dang punny.

Haha I'm so punny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAAHHZAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAAHAHHAHAAHAA

So post one now.

 

[debinoresu]

a pun walks into a bar and asked for a hard drink. the barkeeper joked, "what? PUNbearable day?" the pun shot back their drink and slurred, "i just need to die already, please i just want to die"

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

The past, the present, and the future met in a dark alley. It was tense. (Please kill it before it spreads hhhhh)

 

[AquaStrudel]

Are you squidding me? I got a ton of inktastic squid puns. Trust me, they're tentacular.

 

[Iwaseleanor]

Would you guys stop horsing around? The lack of good puns is giraffing me crazy! Sorry if my own puns are a little crabby

 

[robbywow]

Ugh, you guys could never be farmers. Your jokes are too CORNY.

 

[Bruscoe]

I've seemed to have bumped my noggin recently.

Wait, I just bumped an old thread. Oh no.