awkward villager phrases

[A Legend]

Has your villager ever said something so awkward that your lost for words? Then post it in this thread! Here is one from my two villagers Bob and Diana:

Bob: Diana you smell very nice
Diana: Hmm? Oh, you noticed my new perfume isn't that sweet! You've got a good nose Bob!

Bob: A huh huh huh... Uhh thanks. You can smell me too, if you want, Bobtastic!

Diana: Smell YOU? You little scamp! But... now I'm curious, I must know your fragrance

Diana: Yes, I detect notes of vanilla, oak, raspberry, and... WHAT is that?... Potato chips?!

Bob: Ding ding ding! That's correct! Your so good as guessing stuff, Bobtastic!

Diana: ahhh... that particular scent is very "you" no doy

Awkward... you can provide pictures, single sentences or a villager conversation like above! How awkward can you go?

 

[A Legend]

bump... anyone got some awkward times?

 

[heirabbit]

Whenever Punchy visits my house, he says "honey, I'm home! just joking, love."
Admittedly, love is his given catchphrase, but the rest, all his own words!

 

[Becca617]

I've never heard of a potato chip perfume before. XD