Ask Schrödinger!!

[Titi]

Ask my cat anything. He is very smart and gives out valuable life advice.
Avoid the following subjects please: castration, the fact that he is cross eyed, "how can you read and type".

Spoiler: Schr?dinger himself

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

What is the meaning of life?

 

[Titi]

What is the meaning of life?

Schrody says:

The great thing about life is that you can make up your own meaning for it. Mrreow.
However in case you are feeling uncreative and/or are lazy, allow me to provide you with a few meanings you can apply to your life if you wish.

- Going on a quest for your absolute favorite food. Bonus points if it is stolen from the kitchen counter. Meow.
- Finding the warmest and coziest nap spot that has sun for the longest time of the day. Mew.
- Taming a human being to serve you and massage you on command. Prrrrrr.

Also, you can be boring and dwell on the possibility that you are just a tiny part of a much larger organism. Who knows, maybe a blood cell of a flea also wonders what the meaning of life is.

*stretches*

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

Are you dead or alive?

 

[Titi]

Are you dead or alive?

Schrody says:
I am currently in a superposition of states. Mrrowwww.

 

[CookingOkasan]

can you do any neato tricks?

 

[Cariad]

What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?

 

[Titi]

can you do any neato tricks?

Schrody says:

I am a master thief. I was born and grew up on the streets, therefore I have mastered the art of stealing food and opening trash cans.
Purrrrrr...

 

[AppleCracker]

Will you come live with me kitty?

 

[Titi]

What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?

Schrody says:

What is a valid answer for others is a valid answer for you.
Also, life is everything. Think about that for a bit, it's deeper than it sounds.
*stretch*

Will you come live with me kitty?

Schrody asks in return:

What kind of treats do you supply?
Meow.

 

[AppleCracker]

Um... FISH! Yep I have lots of fish!

 

[Titi]

Um... FISH! Yep I have lots of fish!

Schrody says:

I prefer fried chicken. Mrrreow.

 

[tinytaylor]

Whose your favorite band oh honorable schrody?

 

[Titi]

Whose your favorite band oh honorable schrody?

Schrody says:

Muse, I mean Mewse.

 

[Hana-Nezumi]

How do you cure a broken heart?

 

[Titi]

How do you cure a broken heart?

Schrody says:

Being broken hearted is not a disease, meow.
That said, it sure feels like one. I usually suggest stuffing your face with treats and taking long naps.
Purrrrr.