Anyone want to start a Cult following?

[ThatRandomMayor]

OUR LORD BEARDO CARRIES THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD WITHIN HIS WAISTCOAT. EACH WEEK, WE MUST SACRIFICE A CAMPSITE VILLAGER TO HIS GREATNESS.

THE FIRST CAMPSITE VILLAGER TO DIE WILL BE MARSHAL. HE THINKS HE CAN OVERPOWER OUR LEADER'S GREATNESS!

 

[QoQ]

THE FIRST CAMPSITE VILLAGER TO DIE WILL BE MARSHAL. HE THINKS HE CAN OVERPOWER OUR LEADER'S GREATNESS!

He shall be roasted like the marshmallow he is!

 

[twisty]

TONIGHT BEARDO DINES ON SQUIRREL.

 

[ThatRandomMayor]

JULIAN WILL BE NEXT. HE WILL BE SERVED AS A TESCO HORSE-BURGER!

 

[QoQ]

JULIAN WILL BE NEXT. HE WILL BE SERVED AS A TESCO HORSE-BURGER!

No not Julian!!

 

[twisty]

Julian and Drago will have to fight for dominance. Whoever wins earns his place as Beardo's second in command.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Kidd, however, will be the friendly goat mascot.

 

[QoQ]

Julian and Drago will have to fight for dominance. Whoever wins earns his place as Beardo's second in command.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Kidd, however, will be the friendly goat mascot.

Julian gouges Drago with his horn, fly's away. Drago cries his way back to the sea. Julian wins!!

 

[ThatRandomMayor]

Julian shall be spared.

 

[milkyi]

imo Poppy shes too freaking cute!

 

[QoQ]

Does anyone like Butch!? I feel like hes one of the nicest looking Cranky's in the game...

- - - Post Merge - - -

imo Poppy shes too freaking cute!

No doubt! She's just a little too normal, but then again so are most of the top tier villagers...

 

[Akimari]

I'm not familiar with any of these villagers but I LOVE CULTS COUNT ME IN

 

[QoQ]

I'm not familiar with any of these villagers but I LOVE CULTS COUNT ME IN

Right on! lol

 

[ThatRandomMayor]

I'm not familiar with any of these villagers but I LOVE CULTS COUNT ME IN

You have been accepted.

 

[Akimari]

You have been accepted.

I've never felt more honored in my life.

 

[ThatRandomMayor]

We worship our Lord and Saviour Beardo.

 

[kayleee]

Praise Beardo

 

[ThatRandomMayor]

12/10 IGN

 

[QoQ]

Wow! Go Kiki! (up to 4 votes now!)

 

[Hazel]

Gaston, Bones, Melba and Aurora are such awesome villagers and they're SO UNDER APPRECIATED!!!!!

 

[Toaster]

Ed is fabulous

'nuff said