1) Nook runs a few different shops in town. You're in constant debt to him...Yet he can't ever just take the money. It HAS to go through the post or whatever. I don't know what he's involved in, but I'm afraid he might break my legs...
2) The shops all close at some point...Yet Isabelle, Nook, Pelly, Kicks...NONE of these people have houses! Where do they go?! Are they ghosts? Gods? Eldritch horrors made adorable?
3) The citizens are...Very abnormal. I once sent Bertha (who I really dislike as of late) a letter reading, and I quote [with censor asterisks], "Eat ****, **** off and die!"...Next day, I get a response saying it "filled her with joy"...And she regularly shows off the "first letter [you] ever sent me!" which reads quite simply "You're gross. Get out of my town." ...She has yet to leave and in fact has adopted one of my custom Able Sisters shirts as her preferred fashion. All this along with her "bloop!" tic, I'm starting to wonder if she's all there anymore...
4) All villagers seem to have astoundingly poor memory. They barely remember if I was just beating them with hammers minutes prior...
4) Kapp'n never leaves his boat. Ever. o_o
5) In some cases, the mayor mysteriously vanishes, never to return, and the town crumbles into chaos, starvation, attempted cannibalism of Blathers, riots...
All things considered, this town that I'm mysteriously in charge of is completely terrifying under the surface...Is this place secretly Silent Hill?
2) The shops all close at some point...Yet Isabelle, Nook, Pelly, Kicks...NONE of these people have houses! Where do they go?! Are they ghosts? Gods? Eldritch horrors made adorable?
3) The citizens are...Very abnormal. I once sent Bertha (who I really dislike as of late) a letter reading, and I quote [with censor asterisks], "Eat ****, **** off and die!"...Next day, I get a response saying it "filled her with joy"...And she regularly shows off the "first letter [you] ever sent me!" which reads quite simply "You're gross. Get out of my town." ...She has yet to leave and in fact has adopted one of my custom Able Sisters shirts as her preferred fashion. All this along with her "bloop!" tic, I'm starting to wonder if she's all there anymore...
4) All villagers seem to have astoundingly poor memory. They barely remember if I was just beating them with hammers minutes prior...
4) Kapp'n never leaves his boat. Ever. o_o
5) In some cases, the mayor mysteriously vanishes, never to return, and the town crumbles into chaos, starvation, attempted cannibalism of Blathers, riots...
All things considered, this town that I'm mysteriously in charge of is completely terrifying under the surface...Is this place secretly Silent Hill?
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