a spider crawled under my couch

[Improv]

A spider darted across my keyboard last night and I broke my knee caps trying to escape from the death trap that was my desk.

You just have to get up and leave the thing to get where it's going bc there's no stopping spiders they come right out of the ground from hell

 

[Aryxia]

You could ask this guy for help.

 

[Brad]

It's down there. Growing, and increasing in power. With it's size being directly related. When the spider is powerful enough, it will generate millions of baby spiders that will do the same. Then, when you least expect it, they will strike. They will storm from their couch-y prison, and use anything in sight, namely anyone on the couch, in their next meal.

 

[CR33P]

okay guys i burned down my house thanks for the advice

 

[ForkNayon]

ROTFL. The other day there was a grasshopper in the house, mom called it sherman. And when I saw it I was eating toast and boy did I run.... My mom told me to eat my toast so i did... IN MY ROOM.

And then the next night my sister was on her computer and the grasshopper fell on her cheek and then jumped on her computer screen and onto the floor. Her scream woke me up LOL

I have no why idea this is so funny to me.

Anyway, when I was a LOT younger, we had a yellow jacket issue on our porch. My room was right beside the porch. We live in a log house, so it was bound to happen at some point, but the darn things came THROUGH the wall and built a nest in the corner of my bedroom. I was reading a book or something, and went to get a sip of water from the glass of my nightstand, and there was a yellow jacket chilling on my bedside lamp. I freaked OUT. Then I looked across the room and I saw one buzzing around the lamp by my desk. Then one by one, I kept finding more and more of them. Buzzing around the ceiling light, the closet doors, ect. Then I noticed a giant freaking next right beside the TV. I absolutely FLIPPED. I grabbed everything I could carry and BOLTED from that room. I slept with my mom for the next year or so, then I moved rooms to the upstairs master bedroom.

Luckily for me, no one uses this room (or this floor) so I have a whole floor of the house to myself, and an extremely large bedroom that can hold both of my desks and all my art supplies. It's been like, five years, and I'm still afraid to go anywhere near that room.

 

[Swiftstream]

Yeah... When I was at my friend's cottage, there were these GIANT spiders living under my friend's dock.

I sprayed one with sunscreen so that it was flammable, and I burned it. No more giant gross spiders anymore!

 

[Zura]

Leave it alone! Spiders are amazing animals they kill all the yucky bugs around your house!

 

[Beary]

Leave it alone! Spiders are amazing animals they kill all the yucky bugs around your house!

They also kill people

 

[Zura]

They also kill people

Well... it depends on where you live lol North America has only 2 deadly spiders, the other ones bites are harmless.

 

[Beary]

Well... depending on were you live those lol North America has only 2 deadly spiders, the other ones bites are harmless.

My dad found three black widows in our house
one in the garage on top of the light switch
one underneath a kiddy table
and one buried in a mound of boxes

 

[Crazy-Gamer]

Spiders? HA I grew up in Australia mate those things are not that bad
Just don't bother them and they wont bother you

 

[Mango]

this whole thread made me laugh

 

[Mr. L]

Just remember that spiders like to stay in dark, warm, moist places. Like your mouth when you're sleeping

 

[Zura]

My dad found three black widows in our house
one in the garage on top of the light switch
one underneath a kiddy table
and one buried in a mound of boxes

um so? The Black widow hides in place that are never used because theyre scared of humans and will only attack if threaten but... Black widow still should be killed on sight none the less. Most spiders are in your house just for insects/bugs (black widow included) not to murder you and your family.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Spiders? HA I grew up in Australia mate those things are not that bad
Just don't bother them and they wont bother you

Exactly mate

 

[Mango]

you posted this is brewsters cafe

Today's current events, movies, music, etc. Anything goes, so have fun here! Forum rules still apply.


are you implying this is one of todays current events

 

[Beary]

Just remember that spiders like to stay in dark, warm, moist places. Like your mouth when you're sleeping

That totally just made me choke on my sandwich omg xD

 

[xiaonu]

I haaaate bugs and spiders ;.; I would stomp on the couch in hopes it dies eeeek.

 

[Brad]

Well... it depends on where you live lol North America has only 2 deadly spiders, the other ones bites are harmless.

No. All spiders actually kill people.

 

[Nage]

you posted this is brewsters cafe

Today's current events, movies, music, etc. Anything goes, so have fun here! Forum rules still apply.


are you implying this is one of todays current events

idk this is kind of like
"what do you think of spiders in this day and age"
not tht im defending any1 just givin' my opinion but idk sum1 bring a mod or something

i hate spiders that can kill/inflict pain === all spiders??? if not, most. +scared of 'em

 

[CR33P]

you posted this is brewsters cafe

Today's current events, movies, music, etc. Anything goes, so have fun here! Forum rules still apply.


are you implying this is one of todays current events

do you not know what etc means
it also says, "Anything goes, so have fun here!"
gg