a spider crawled under my couch

[CR33P]

it was pretty big. how long do spiders live? and by big i mean about the size of the circle formed by your index and thumb. i read that they can live up to years. i'm sitting at my kitchen table since the spider gave me the creeps.

 

[Shirohibiki]

im fairly certain said spider has moved on by now; unless making a nest, i guess. when i see a spider in my room i just try to ignore it and let it do its thing even if im scared, as long as its not near me i live with it lol. i just assume it leaves or smth

 

[tamagotchi]

Ugh, spiders are gross. I hate all insects, they creep me out. One time there was a wasp in my room so I slept in the living room for 6 days.

 

[Shirohibiki]

Ugh, spiders are gross. I hate all insects, they creep me out. One time there was a wasp in my room so I slept in the living room for 6 days.

i remember when i used to get ants marching up my wall around my bed on my nightstand every year during the summer, right next to my pillow

ahh

good times of sleeping anywhere but there

 

[thatawkwardkid]

Eww. A few days ago I was about to take a shower, and I looked on the floor, and I stepped on a daddy long legs....blah...

 

[jeizun]

omg if i saw a spider that size in my house i'd probably burn the entire place down

 

[Saaaakisuchan]

ROTFL. The other day there was a grasshopper in the house, mom called it sherman. And when I saw it I was eating toast and boy did I run.... My mom told me to eat my toast so i did... IN MY ROOM.

And then the next night my sister was on her computer and the grasshopper fell on her cheek and then jumped on her computer screen and onto the floor. Her scream woke me up LOL

 

[cIementine]

My Mum was walking around the house bare foot and stood on a spider and it got squished between her toes.

 

[tamagotchi]

My Mum was walking around the house bare foot and stood on a spider and it got squished between her toes.

omg no that's gross. I'd probably scream.

 

[tinytaylor]

It's too late now, you've gotta pack your bags and move out of town as soon as possible. Leave your family it may be too late for them. What you need to do is catch a taxi headed west around 5 am and just go man, just go.

 

[taehyvng]

run 4 da hills or u'll turn into spiderman

 

[thatawkwardkid]

It's too late now, you've gotta pack your bags and move out of town as soon as possible. Leave your family it may be too late for them. What you need to do is catch a taxi headed west around 5 am and just go man, just go.

And a man named Juan will be there with your airplane ticket going to Beijing.

 

[Xenuet]

SET IT ON FIRE, SET EVERYTHING IT TOUCHED ON FIRE BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS AND MULTIPLY.

 

[tinytaylor]

And a man named Juan will be there with your airplane ticket going to Beijing.

I can tell you've been on this journey friend.

 

[Beary]

omg kill it with fire
There's currently a spider on my ceiling above the dinner table and I'm terrified that it's going to fall into my food anD I'm going to EAT IT

 

[Cam1]

omg kill it with fire
There's currently a spider on my ceiling above the dinner table and I'm terrified that it's going to fall into my food anD I'm going to EAT IT

Ew

 

[Sanaki]

Spiders are always in my room at this time of year. Last year I was walking around my room and there was one hanging from the ceiling and I didn't see it until I was face to face with it. I almost walked into it.

 

[MC4pros]

omg kill it with fire
There's currently a spider on my ceiling above the dinner table and I'm terrified that it's going to fall into my food anD I'm going to EAT IT

ugh, eww!

I remember being five years old and accidentally stepping on a flying bug the size of my palm. The bottom of my foot was brown and gooey, ewwww!

 

[thatawkwardkid]

I can tell you've been on this journey friend.

Yes, in fact......

I've been on this journey....3 times.

 

[Sanaki]

omg kill it with fire
There's currently a spider on my ceiling above the dinner table and I'm terrified that it's going to fall into my food anD I'm going to EAT IT

sounds tasty