Contest 500 TBT write the best/funniest haiku WINNER ANNOUNCED on Page 12!

[HMCaprica]

In this giveaway I want you to put your thinking caps on with some wit and humor and write the best/funniest haiku.
If you don't know what a haiku is it is a traditional form of Japanese poetry. Haiku poems consist of 3 lines. The first and last lines of a Haiku have 5 syllables and the middle line has 7 syllables. The lines rarely rhyme.
So hop to I want to laugh! Deadline for this is October 26th at 3 PM Eastern time!
EDIT:If I like your submission that means you will be entered into the submission pool!

I extended the deadline for this. Not too many entries so if I don't get more I will have to cancel it.

 

[alicerulez]

****. Its Nine. Im late.
Quickly I shave, cut my face.
God dammit. Sunday.

 

[Llust]

five syllables here
seven more syllables here
poetic enough?

 

[alicerulez]

Flirting with some chick.
I max out my tab on her.
Her boyfriend walks up.

 

[Dinosaur~Wolf]

Okay so my friend remembered one so here it goes
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

 

[okaimii]

The only problem
with haiku is that you just
get started and then...

 

[alicerulez]

Ninety nine bottles
of beer on the wall, ninety
nine bottles of beer...

 

[okaimii]

I waited six hours,
to buy my concert tickets,
but in the wrong line.

 

[alicerulez]

Man walks into bar,
“I"ve not had a bite in weeks”
and so I bit him.

 

[Chere.]

I wake, reluctant;
Too cold to get out of bed
But I need to pee

- - - Post Merge - - -

As the birds fly south
I make reservations to
Go to Florida

- - - Post Merge - - -

Crap post merge :/
Err I hope that's okay

 

[HMCaprica]

I wake, reluctant;
Too cold to get out of bed
But I need to pee

- - - Post Merge - - -

As the birds fly south
I make reservations to
Go to Florida

- - - Post Merge - - -

Crap post merge :/
Err I hope that's okay

I will except the first one.

 

[Chere.]

I will except the first one.

Okay thanks lol
Idk how to make it not post merge xD

 

[HMCaprica]

bump

 

[HMCaprica]

bump

 

[Araie]

This isn't exactly a funny one, but I thought you may still like it despite that.

Cherry blossoms bloom,
softly falling from the tree,
explode into night.

 

[skarmoury]

We're out of bells but
Tom Nook's asking for house debts
...........TAKE THAT RACCOON DOWN
--
(I tried)

 

[Chere.]

I see you driving
'Round town with the girl I love
And I'm like, haiku.

 

[tearypastel]

See you soon, it says
But it, the game, is dead wrong
I will die before.

(when you save your game just before your DS dies of low battery)

 

[Hatori]

Holy crap, I'm scared
What is with all these haikus?
Meh, at least I tried.

 

[Chere.]

I can make noises
With my hand and underarm
Flapity flap flap