1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Izzy Reincarnated]

sell acid int he store

 

[Alienfish]

Advertise loudly for fake companies.

+100000 laughed so hard.

walk around with a boom box playing the Trololo song on the loudest volume

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

TAKE AN ACID DOSAGE IN THE STORE

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Yell loudly at people in Finnish

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

POUR ACID ON PEOPLE

 

[Alienfish]

Offer free fake lottery tickets to shoplifters (don't tell em they are fake tho)

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

REPLACE THE MEDICINE INT HE PHARMACY WITH ACID

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Start singing lullabyes at the top of your lungs with a megaphone, using an annoying, raspy voice, then claim to be Adam Levine in disguise.

 

[Alienfish]

Hand out free communist books/pamphlets to people in the queue for them to read while waiting

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

SPRAY ACID IN THE FOODS

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Squirt lemon and lime juice at people passing by, then to top it all off, throw an empty can of baked beans at their head.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

PUT UP A STAND SELLING FREE FOOD BUT INSTEAD IT'S ACID

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Scream at people passing by, asking them if they want a free drink. If they say yes, say be right back and go to one of the coolers with soda and then when they're not looking, open it and throw it at them/pour it on their heads.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

Scream at people passing by, asking them if they want a free drink. If they say yes, say be right back and go to one of the coolers with soda and then when they're not looking, open it and throw it at them/pour it on their heads.

BUT PUT ACID IN THE DRINK FIRST

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

BUT PUT ACID IN THE DRINK FIRST

what is it with you and acid


Scan items with the self checkout, then take the items out of the bag and throw them at workers.

 

[jiny]

Tell everyone you don't have underwear on

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

put on little girl clothes, then run around singing 'I'M A BARBIE GIRL" and then knock things off the shelves, then sit on one of the clear shelves, and jump on an unsuspecting victim's back, hissing and screeching.

 

[jiny]

Get a knife and threaten everyone that you are going to kill them

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Screech at random people

 

[Alienfish]

Pour salad dressing over the display 3ds consoles