1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

Testikill someone!

 

[bigger34]

Ask for the manager, then when they arrive, scream nonstop "STOP TOUCHING ME SOMEONE HELLPP"

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Spank the manager with a very large hot dog and tell him to lose weight.

 

[Alienfish]

Place microwave popcorn in the microwaves and let them all go off at once

 

[bigger34]

Or place grapes in the microwaves

 

[Alienfish]

LOL.. or just random explosive things so they get destroyed

 

[CrossAnimal]

Go to the pet department and set the fish free.

 

[bigger34]

Switch the places of the frozen items and the regular items

 

[brownboy102]

Do pirates of the Caribbean battle

 

[Alienfish]

Set up a live-action game of Civ V in the store

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

#791.

Convince people to stay away from any Wormadam cards we might see due to Wormadam being associated with rock, paper, scissors, and that's bad.

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Run around in a big Pikachu costume and tackle all of the people in the store.

 

[Alienfish]

take all the period pads and stick on random things

 

[brownboy102]

Open the period pads, put red dye on them and leave them around the children's section
(I am so sorry)

 

[Alienfish]

mm how pleasant.

walk around naked on all four with a friend holding you in a leash

 

[brownboy102]

Wtf

Throw shoes at people when they make a joke yelling, "BOO!"

 

[bigger34]

Reinact the Kim Kardashian wine picture

 

[Alienfish]

Wtf

Throw shoes at people when they make a joke yelling, "BOO!"

oh you're not into that

screen japanese porn on the monitors

 

[bigger34]

oh you're not into that

screen japanese porn on the monitors

Re-enact the scenes

 

[Alienfish]

Walk around with a bunch of hot dogs and stick them into peoples' mouths