1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Danielkang2]

Weigh all the pokemon packs.

 

[Damniel]

Put "homemade" manure in the plants

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

Reenact this video.

WARNING, contains language!!

 

[xiaonu]

Using the phones in the aisles and typing in the number to use the intercom. (theres alot of youtube videos on that lol)

 

[Alienfish]

take all the largest water melons and roll them towards the small toddlers, as if you were bowling.

 

[MissLily123]

take all the largest water melons and roll them towards the small toddlers, as if you were bowling.

Beautiful!!


Gorilla glue the manager to the clearance racks

 

[Alienfish]

Beautiful!!


Gorilla glue the manager to the clearance racks

YES <3

Also, take all the round, hard bubblegum, hide somewhere and start hitting the staff from behind.

 

[MissLily123]

YES <3

Also, take all the round, hard bubblegum, hide somewhere and start hitting the staff from behind.

Or you can load them into a BB gun and fire!

 

[Alienfish]

Yep that works.

re-enact the 2 girls 1 cup meme in the store with a friend

 

[Alienfish]

open all the chewing gums, chew so it gets sticky and place them on random chair around the store

 

[AppleCracker]

Pick up an employee like a football and throw him

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

Pick up an employee like a football and throw him

We've already his way number 612!

Way #612: If you have the chance, give free samples to any person who says "monkey nipple".

 

[mintellect]

Steal all the food from the McDonalds.

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

Give people a food you're next to if they hi-five you.

 

[mintellect]

Tie a man up and burn him.

 

[himeki]

try eating all the pillows yelling "MMM COTTTON ITS ONE ONF YOUR FIVE ADAY BCUS ITS A PLANT WOO"

 

[AppleBitterCrumble]

Push your friend around in a grocery cart and yell "THE BRITISH ARE COMING" over and over again.

 

[himeki]

Push your friend around in a grocery cart and yell "THE BRITISH ARE COMING" over and over again.

Go on a plane from england to that specific Wal-Mart, hop in a trolly, get your friend to push you and yell "THE BRITTISH HAVE COME!" over and over.

 

[AppleBitterCrumble]

Pee in a litter box.

 

[MissLily123]

Fall asleep in a dog bed