1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[lilyandemrys]

Climb up the shelves and loudly advertise the products below you.

 

[Alienfish]

put on all the rice cookers packed with rice at once

 

[locker]

Take a bunch of things of one shelf and put them everywhere in the store

 

[Alienfish]

Bring people working for Target and/or Kohl's and start a riot.

 

[JustAWeavile]

Punch someone

 

[Alienfish]

Dress up as Diana and act all snooty

 

[Rowebear]

Stand around sniffing panties in the toy aisle.

 

[Alienfish]

arrange a pj's party in the bed section

 

[Beary]

Try to pull the hair out of a stuffed animal

 

[Alienfish]

take a shrimp sandwich, remove the shrimps and then go ask whoever is in charge of the section if you can buy a shrimp sandwich without shrimps

 

[Sid2125]

Nose people

 

[Alienfish]

throw dead frogs at the staff

 

[Alienfish]

dress up as a cat and start eating the cat food

 

[Alienfish]

steal all the garlic and shout you'll smash the store to pieces

 

[Beardo]

Spontaneously combust

 

[Nkosazana]

Lick peoples faces and tell them they taste nice...

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

get HIGHER

 

[MrPicklez]

Poop in the changing room.

 

[ThePayne22]

Encounter someone you dislike and start a bleach and Pine-Sol fight that causes noxious fumes resulting in an evacuation.

...Oddly specific? Because it happened:

http://articles.baltimoresun.com/20...ndangerment-and-malicious-destruction-assault

 

[thatawkwardkid]

Grab a bunch of soap, shampoo, etc, and take shower in the bathroom using the sink ._. ....