1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[shayminskyforme88]

#40 Refuse to go out after closing time.

 

[staticistic1114]

#42 accuse some random person of kidnapping you

 

[JustAWeavile]

#43 shoot quarterfinal. Thank you static for correcting the post numbers

 

[staticistic1114]

#44 walk around eating from an unpaid cereal box

np buddy

 

[ellabella12345]

#45 fill your trolley with milk and sit in the corner with 2 friends and drink....

( theres no walmart in australia D: )

 

[staticistic1114]

#46 see this can stack?

ram it with a trolley..

(nor here)

 

[JustAWeavile]

#47 Stalk someone and when they ask you what youre doing yell RAAAAAAAPE

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

#48 Go to the Customer Service counter with a random item and accuse them of shoplifting and scream when they take your item.

 

[shayminskyforme88]

#49 Bringing a flash mob in

 

[MindlessPatch]

#50 Make an evil plan

 

[shayminskyforme88]

#51 Gangnam Style around the store

 

[sn0wxyuki]

#52 Smack the snack on the rack and not buying.

 

[MindlessPatch]

#53 Open a packet of chips and start eating them if anyone asks you're a food critique

 

[Alienfish]

#54 put an engine on your rollerblades and crash into the most unstable shelf

 

[Geneve]

#55 Blow up a kiddie pool and fill it with pool toys and invite everyone to your party

 

[Javocado]

#56 Stick your thigh in the blood pressure machine

 

[Alienfish]

#57 throw rakes at the staff

 

[JustAWeavile]

#58 poop on a shelf

 

[Alienfish]

#59 Open all the smelly cheeses and walk around with them

 

[shayminskyforme88]

#60 Stealing the Gouda Cheese