1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[JustAWeavile]

Just keep the chain running. Number your post. No double posting. Let's get to 1000. I Will start. #1 Sleep on the beds on display and refuse to get up until naptime is over.



EDIT: oh dear God what did I create o_o

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

#2 Hide in the middle of a clothes circle, then when someone stops to look at the clothes, jump out and shout "PICK ME!"

 

[JustAWeavile]

Lol #3 Paint the walls pink

 

[unravel]

Get naked in public

 

[Zura]

Take pictures of stuff.

 

[JustAWeavile]

#6 Ride around the store in a shopping cart while making car noises

 

[BungoTheElf]

#6 RELEASE THE BOUNCY BALL CAGE

 

[Noah2000]

Fly your TARDIS through the wall.

 

[Zura]

Start a democracy

 

[CutiePie16]

Get a fishing hook and start fishing for people

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

Get a boombox and stand with it in the middle of the store, holding it above your head, blasting out the Attack on Titan and Soul Eater theme tunes.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

People aren't numbering so I don't know if this is the right number

#10 Go into the dressing rooms for a few minutes, then yell "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

 

[Sid2125]

Start a snowball fight

 

[Zura]

Ride your bike around the aisles

 

[JustAWeavile]

I counted we are on 15' #15 Stalk someone

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

#16

Punch a granny.

 

[CutiePie16]

#17 Just go to the gaming section and start trying to open one of the cases

 

[JustAWeavile]

#18 poop on someone

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

#19

Go into the food isle, find some ready made spaghetti, run towards the security and open the tin, chucking spaghetti all over him/her.

 

[CutiePie16]

#20 kidnap someone and hold them hostage in the corner