1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Midoriya]

Get a talking bomb to shout that he has an Indian guy.

 

[Haskell]

Ride a bike in the store.

 

[Midoriya]

Be as annoying as possible like a toddler and get kicked out.

 

[Snafu]

Coax a wild animal (such as a deer) into the establishment, and get your friends, along with yourrself to chase it with your phones out screaming about how its a new legendary pokemon exclusive to pokemon go, and then proceed to threaten to sue the employees for trying to kick you out

 

[Alienfish]

Drench all the kelp noodles in asian fish sauce and fling at the staff

 

[orchidflesh]

Empty all of the pickle jars, cover yourself in butter, and slide yourself through the store on your stomach, covered in pickles, while flinging them at bystanders and store staff

 

[Midoriya]

Put whoopee cushions EVERYWHERE, literally on every spot of the store, so every time someone steps it sounds like they’re farting.

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Take a dump on one of the shelves and put a price tag on it.

 

[nanpan]

// Topic comment has me crying omh //

Use the intercom and blast the my little pony opening for several hours.

 

[orchidflesh]

if you really want to get kicked out of walmart, climb up onto the conveyor belt for purchases and empty everything in your bowels right onto that dang rubber belt, and then hit the button that makes it move so that you smear it all around and down inside of the whole machine. good, quality, family fun for everybody.

 

[Midoriya]

Play the song, “One day when the light is open, I just want to feel this moment...” for the whole day, causing customers to leave.

 

[Alienfish]

fling all the pickled red onion at the stuffed animals while the kids are checking them out

 

[Midoriya]

Tell people Walmart is not going to carry AC Switch when it comes out (lol).

 

[StrayBluet]

Dress up as a clown and run up to kids asking if they want to see something cool and then no matter what they reply, laugh maniacally for an uncomfortable amount of time then run away to the next kid

 

[Alienfish]

Take one of those clothes rack things on wheels and skate around the store throwing clothes and say "free stuff for everyone!"

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Take out all of the frozen food from the freezers.

 

[Sweetley]

By yelling "Shrek is the worst movie ever".

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Scream at the top of your lungs on the intercom

 

[sigh]

stay there until they close tbh, they'll be forced to kick you out

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

stay there until they close tbh, they'll be forced to kick you out

But arnt most Walmart’s open 24 hours?