1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Make the automatic doors start out as open and close when people get near them.

 

[TheMisaMisa]

not being american

Lol they don't have Walmart in Canada??

Destroy their cameras and steal everything from the entire store O___O

 

[Flare]

Walk outside with unpaid clothes.

 

[idcjazmin]

get a couple friends and race around the store in the buggies that you drive

 

[Alicia]

climbing into the big cage type thing that holds the rubber toy balls and accidentally breaking it causing all the balls to spill out everywhere.

 

[Sanrio]

Eat all the food they have

 

[kikotoot]

actually win at the machines by the front

 

[AngelBunny]

yell at the manager,

I LIKE CHEEZ

 

[Sergi]

Eat the food off the shelves

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Roller skate on their shiny floors, release the ball cage, smash the claw machines and grab all the stuffed animals I want, raid the dessert and candy aisles, put on all of the cheap jewelry.

 

[Linksonic1]

Climb the tallest pole and scream "I AM MAYOR, I AM LAW!"

 

[Sanrio]

steal a lawnmower

 

[Sadistic]

Climb the tallest pole and scream "I AM MAYOR, I AM LAW!"

this is what i do every day to wake my villagers up.

 

[Noah98789]

point a carrot at a cashier and yell
hands up baby

 

[watercolorwish]

find the loud speaker and play nightcore at 2x speed

 

[kikotoot]

Flip a coin and have it land on heads 93 times in a row #un/sub/super

 

[Sadistic]

Cry a river.

 

[Brookie]

Take their scooters/bikes, ride them, then run into customers/employees.

 

[Flare]

Throw out all the food supplies into the ground.

 

[Brookie]

Run and take pictures of people and tell them they will be on PeopleOfWalmart.com