1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Iwaseleanor]

Become Wolverine by hanging scissors from the arts and crafts section on your hands and call everyone 'bub'

 

[Akira-chan]

CHUG ALL THEIR MILK
AND IF THE Y A SK
SA Y IT W AS FO R TH E VINE

 

[brownboy102]

replace the milk with something that I can't say

 

[chaicow]

Sleep in the aisles

 

[axo]

Hide out in the freezer section and when someone walks over, pop out and scream "HERE'S JOHNNY!"

 

[Akira-chan]

Eat all the popsicles for science.

 

[NathanBros]

Start a political campaign.

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

Become Wolverine by hanging scissors from the arts and crafts section on your hands and call everyone 'bub'

Did you say...!? :O

Oh.
It.
Is.
On.

Another way to get kicked out by authorities is to kaboom everything in sight!!

 

[Taj]

Throw a hentai party in the freezer

 

[brownboy102]

Throw a hentai party in the freezer

why in the freezer of all plac-
oh
ohhhhhhh
oh sweet lord

 

[Locket]

get the silly string and spray it all over

 

[Taj]

Get a chainsaw in the tools department and wreck the whole place

 

[namiieco]

start humping the jelly beans infront of some kids

 

[SugardewVillage]

Take a box of matches with you then take 1 thing from each aisle and light it up, someone would eventually tell on you, they would be such a snitch lol.

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Buy a HUGE North Korean Flag and wave it around and scream on those speaker things "I LOVE NORTH KOREA! NORTH KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY! THEY HAVE SO MUCH FREEDOM OF SPEECH! MOVE TO NORTH KOREA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!! EVERYONE REPEAT ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" That should get you out also.

 

[namiieco]

start laughing like a psycho and start running around pretending to ariana grande

 

[SugardewVillage]

Go around the store with those things people in ISIS wear then go up to people and say "Why haven't you joined ISIS yet? I did it." That'll get you kicked out for sure, unless security is in ISIS too for some reason.

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Take some milk and soda and pour it all over the floor, then get more soda and some mentos and put a soda bottle in each aisle then put mentos in it so it explodes.

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

Torch everything

 

[CinnamonBuunn]

More like 1000 ways to get you in jail

 

[SugardewVillage]

Get a jetpack then bring it to Walmart then fly through everything with it, ceiling, shelves, people, walls, freezers, hangers.

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If the Walmart is in Massachusetts bring a boombox then put the United States National Anthem on then dance to it, because in Massachusetts, that is illegal. This is why I don't understand why they call their country the land of the free, Singapore (where I live) is more free than America, even though it's illegal to sell gum, chew gum, have gum, and spit on the ground.

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Also, my avatar is a picture of the capital of Singapore, Singapore which is also Singapore's only city.

 

[bigger34]

Making a summoning circle and lay in the middle of it while chanting "sacrifice" as loud as you can.