1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[teto]

point at a fat woman's cankles and shout ''WHAT ARE THOOOOSE'' repeatedly

 

[Alienfish]

Glide in under fat women's skirts, pull their panties and make weird noises

 

[teto]

cling onto the back of a teenage girl as she walks around

 

[sej]

Burp down the managers ear

 

[Alienfish]

paint portraits of communists on all the instruments and put them in good places around the store

 

[teto]

stick pictures of Donald Trump on everything

 

[Alienfish]

put porn stickers on all the calculator and shout MATHS IS PORN in the PA system

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Scream at people for no reason.

 

[teto]

scream at people FOR A REASON

 

[Xerolin]

Scream

 

[Pusheen]

Steal the John Cena sneakers.

 

[Holla]

Reorganize the shelves so that everything is in the wrong place.

 

[Xerolin]

Go in and yell you have ebola. Then run around licking everyone

 

[teto]

be the guy in justina's avi and just walk around

 

[Xerolin]

Dance
o wait I dance all the time in Walmart <:
Smash all the electronics

 

[teto]

burn all of the EA games.

well actually not battlefront cause battlefront is pretty rad
but every other EA game can burn

 

[Alienfish]

steal all the guitars, smash them hard on random people until you're out of them and run around shouting IM PETE TOWNSHEND *****

 

[Alienfish]

Also..

take all the red meat, slop them on random kids and shouting MAO FOR PRESIDENT and hand out copies of his "Little red" book.

 

[Xerolin]

Pour boiling water on everything and everyone

 

[Alienfish]

Bring an axe and chop down all the clothes rack and scream BLOOOOOD BLOOOOD BLOOOD