1000 things you can do with pears

[MorphiGalaxi]

Facial

I find this the most hilarious one XD

Eat them with bri cheese, I don't know what to do with pears aside from eating them XD

 

[Dim]

Go to the movies with it

 

[Flare]

Slap them.

 

[Drokmar]

Ingeniously invest them into the international pear trading industry, then, as your stocks slowly rise to absurd levels of which the world has never seen.... PLOT WORLD PEAR DOMINATION!!!!!

 

[Bcat]

replace all the bricks in buildings with pears

 

[Flare]

Throw them to strangers.

 

[xSuperMario64x]

poke it with a bunch of sewing needles when you don't have one of those cushion thingys to put the needles in.



Idk I'm bored lol

 

[Sanrio]

Make it into a soup

 

[Dim]

Take the stem off and throw it like a grenade.

 

[Damniel]

Group the pears in pairs

 

[cardboardcanary]

Draw a face on it and take it on walks with a leash insisting it is your "pet pear"

 

[Verecund]

Pare a pair of pears.

 

[Akira-chan]

ask it if it will "let you s m a s h"

and then grab a hammer and smash it

 

[carp]

use them as christmas tree decorations

 

[Dim]

Boil em
Mash em
Stick em in a stew

 

[Psydye]

Glue googly eyes onto them as well as a mustache.

 

[ZaAlPa2006]

Throw it against a wall and call it 'walled pear'

 

[Rabirin]

stick it on the very top of the eiffel tower

 

[Psydye]

Chuck it at your enemies.

 

[Xerolin]

turn it into a powder and uhhhhh USE IT IN BAKING yes that