1000 things you can do with pears

[Flare]

Swallow a Pear in whole.

 

[moonford]

Poach a pear, cover it with eggs (shell included), shoot them from a rocket launcher...at Donald Dump.

If you know why I mentioned eggs you are great. c:

 

[Bcat]

replace all christmas trees this holiday season with enormous festive pears

 

[forestyne]

make pear flavoured lube like a normal person obviously ????

 

[Sanrio]

make pear flavoured lube like a normal person obviously ????

this is unrelated but the name forest nye reminds me of bill nye the science guy.

 

[forestyne]

this is unrelated but the name forest nye reminds me of bill nye the science guy.

bill bill bill bill bill bill bill bill bill nye the science guy

forestyne the science guy

 

[Flare]

Lick it.

 

[moonford]

Hold it in your hand for a day.

 

[forestyne]

melt it

 

[moonford]

I don't know....eat it maybe?

 

[taiyoken]

freeze them and use them as ice cubes for your guests

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Puree the pears to make a pearee.

 

[forestyne]

Recreate Beauty and The Beast but with pears

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

I'm sure you could do Rick James with pears.


I'm sure he wouldn't have minded knowing how he was back when he was alive.

 

[forestyne]

Recreate Magic Dance but all of the trolls and the baby are pears.

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Create Rick James' limo that was seen in Super Freak out of pears.

 

[Flare]

Create a Pear Bear.

 

[forestyne]

Create a nuclear bomb pear

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Make a pearkchop.

 

[forestyne]

carve that weird face in ash's avatar into a giant pear

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And then throw it at the White House.