1000 things you can do with pears

[Dim]

Do nothing with it.

 

[Byebi]

sit on the pear

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Pear Harems

 

[Aquari]

throw it away and get a real fruit, ;}

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Remember that pears are the only real fruit.

 

[forestyne]

make a giant pear our new god

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Make Virizion into Pearizion. And then go to Verizon wireless and go change it to Pearizon wireless.

 

[forestyne]

replace every news anchor in the world with pears

- - - Post Merge - - -

even keemstar

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killer keempear, killer pearstar

 

[Flare]

Put a Pear on fire.

 

[Linksonic1]

Ask the pear god if their is anything over the rainbow

 

[lauraplays1]

make all animes have pears as the main character

 

[Linksonic1]

Bounce in a car holding a pair of pears

 

[lauraplays1]

make a car out of pears

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Recreate the entire "Super freak" by Rick James video.

 

[Flare]

Punish Bettina with a Pear.

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Punish Bettina with a Pear.

Punish Bettina with a pear.



On second thought, ew. That's just disgusting in like 500 different ways.

 

[Flare]

Clean Ash's dirty mind with Pear soap.

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Replace Charmander's tail fire with a pear.



Oh wait-

 

[moonford]

Throw pears at people you don't like, specifically Perez Hilton!

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Eat them, but only pearfferably the most pearfect pair of pears pearssible.