1000 things you can do with pears

[Noah98789]

balance on a pear above a pool of lava with a sign saying
YOLOOOO

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Pear seppuku. Because if you die, it better be with pear honor.

 

[AngelBunny]

balance one on your head

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Smash one.




Apply both meanings to that.

 

[AngelBunny]

supersize one and live in it 0.0

 

[Linksonic1]

Sell them on the black market

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Smoke 'em

 

[AngelBunny]

make a pie ^.^

 

[Linksonic1]

Well beth hehe if you have 1000 you could give some away Kappa

 

[forestyne]

grow weed in them.

 

[AngelBunny]

#131

plant one and grow a tree

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Make pearper


It's like paper but with pears.

 

[forestyne]

deep fry them three times and serve them to your average american

 

[AngelBunny]

plz start numbering!

134

sit on one

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Carve a number in them but not actually number the post to spite Bunny

 

[AngelBunny]

136

decorate your house with them

 

[forestyne]

There's no need to number, it shows the number on the top bar of the post.


Sacrifice your first born child to the Great Pear Tree. Legend of Zelda-style

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Use them as the new world currency.


Screw bitcoins, Pears are where it's at.

 

[AngelBunny]

throw them at ash's house

 

[forestyne]

Replace TBT with them