Giveaway 1 MILLION DOLLAR GIVEAWAY!! WINNER ANNOUNCED!

[emmatheweirdo]

Good looks aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're non-existent c:

 

[Dolby]

You have the skill to go into middle management, that's my best one

 

[emmatheweirdo]

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you~

 

[analytic]

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man

 

[emmatheweirdo]

If I were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder, it would be genocide~

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Whoever told you to be yourself, couldn't have given you worse advice.

 

[PurplPanda]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.

 

[Labrador2000]

A fortune teller looked into her future and saw that you were her future husband... The next day there were reports of a woman who committed suicide

 

[analytic]

me: Beyonc?
you: Bieber

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A fortune teller looked into her future and saw that you were her future husband... The next day there were reports of a woman who committed suicide

omg that one's amazing

 

[Labrador2000]

I was poked, prodded, cut, spit on, and sad my whole life... then I took one look at you and stopped crying because now I know things could be a lot worse

 

[Shado]

If I were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder, it would be genocide~

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Whoever told you to be yourself, couldn't have given you worse advice.

Keep me coming these are great!! entered you!!

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I was poked, prodded, cut, spit on, and sad my whole life... then I took one look at you and stopped crying because now I know things could be a lot worse

Love this^^ entered!

 

[heirabbit]

You look like Tabby.

 

[Dolby]

You have the intelligence.and the strength to become a gas station putter-inner

 

[PurplPanda]

You're so ugly, when your mother dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

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I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

 

[Dolby]

You look so much like a piece of trash that when you walked Into school, the janitor swept you out

 

[Shado]

**** you

Are you okay there mate?

 

[Labrador2000]

I was forced to make a decision... Spend a day with you or Spend a year in a desert with no water, no food, no shelter, and no legs. That may have been the last decision I had to make in my life but it was also the best one, my only regret is ever meeting you

 

[Davidster95]

No matter how many fights you win, no matter how many bears you wrestle, you will never be the man your mother is.

 

[Dolby]

You're what happened when scientists experimented with dividing by zero

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You look like Hippeux

 

[Davidster95]

You have a little something on your chin... 3rd one down

 

[crystalmilktea]

Ouch! My face hurts just looking at you...take some medicine- Oh wait, you weren't stung by bees?