Mathematic proof that Women are evil (Transitive property). First, we state that women require time and money: Women = time * money...and as we all know, "time is money": Time = Money ...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2...and because "Money is the root of all evil":Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore: Women = (sqrt[evil])^2...and we are forced to conclude that: Women = Evil