I am rich i guess.. but im a lazy ass. my parents made all the money.. so technically IM not rich... but my family is.. and your just boasting. your probally really some 9 year old.
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She...