Recent content by -Byron

Normal is different things for different people. For me, normal is wearing vegetables as clothing. For you, normal could be something totally different.

Nic Cage is a god among men.

Treat infatuation as what it is: A meaningless and extremely stupid emotion. You will be much happier in the long run.

Why does he need to work on more poses? The one he's got is f'n inspiring.

When I'm depressed I like to put a funny movie on, sit on the couch with a big tub of ice cream and just rub it all over myself.

I throw the fruit salad off an overpass because the bananas were all mushy and forget that, YOU EAT IT TRAFFIC I place in front of the next door a haunted View-Master that shows the user how they are going to die.

I love cereal. I hardly eat anything else. It's convenient, easy to organize, and nutritious, sort of. The only drawback is that every cereal is made out of basically the same thing, that being some grain or another. So what if you want to eat a more varied diet, but the thought of eating...

I don't trust those chia seeds. They grow all over a terra-cotta sheep overnight; who knows what they'll do to you. meteor ****!

My 600-lb Life. I love a good freak show.

One time this old guy stops his pickup truck next to me as I'm walking on the side of the road. He leans out and asks something to the effect of "Hey little lady, you need a ride someplace?" I'm like "Yeah, shure!" in my best gross dude voice. He drove off.

chumps

Oh. I know how that feels. I am a male. I don't think I look anything like a female at all, but more strangers call me "miss" than "sir". Old men hit on me all the time, which is actually hilarious because of how completely horrified they are when they figure it out.

6/10 Rocket Robot on Wheels is king of n64 not Goemon.

I could never use the "wrong" bathroom, even if I felt like I belonged in there. I just don't have the balls.

Is asexual a sexual orientation, or is it the lack of one? I would think that if you were asexual the scale simply wouldn't apply to you.