Beardo

[4:28:13 AM] Bᓤss: ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽ ya
[4:28:21 AM] Bᓤss: its simmons
[4:28:23 AM] Bᓤss: simmons is old
[4:28:24 AM] Bᓤss: ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽
[4:28:32 AM] Bᓤss: simmons just wants to get away from it all
[4:28:38 AM] Bᓤss: simmons wanted to be in a band
[4:28:40 AM] Bᓤss: now hes an accountant
[4:28:42 AM] Bᓤss: simmons is old
[4:28:43 AM] Bᓤss: ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽
[4:29:39 AM] Bᓤss: simmons fell in love with this one girl in high school
[4:29:42 AM] Bᓤss: he thinks about her every day
[4:29:45 AM] Bᓤss: he hates his wife
[4:29:46 AM] Bᓤss: simmons is old
[4:29:47 AM] Bᓤss: ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽
[4:30:08 AM] Bᓤss: simmons caught his wife cheating on him with his co worker
[4:30:14 AM] Bᓤss: simmons doesn't feel anything anymore
[4:30:16 AM] Bᓤss: simmons is old
[4:30:17 AM] Bᓤss: ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽
[4:31:02 AM] Bᓤss: simmons sometimes wonder if this is all there is to life
[4:31:05 AM] Bᓤss: simmons is old
[4:31:05 AM] Bᓤss: ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽
[4:31:34 AM] Bᓤss: simmons last words to his father was i hate you after his mom divorced him
[4:31:49 AM] Bᓤss: his father had tried to reach him weekly for the past 20 years
[4:31:52 AM] Bᓤss: before he died of liver cancer
[4:31:54 AM] Bᓤss: simmons is old
[4:31:55 AM] Bᓤss: ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽
[4:32:19 AM] Bᓤss: myself
[4:36:51 AM] Bᓤss: simmons has been told hes in the early stages of lung cancer
[4:37:01 AM] Bᓤss: hes been meaning to tell his wife for months but she usually tells him to shut up
[4:37:03 AM] Bᓤss: simmons is old
[4:37:04 AM] Bᓤss: ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽
[4:38:46 AM] Bᓤss: simmons tries to go to bed every night
[4:38:54 AM] Bᓤss: but his regrets keep him up till 5 am
[4:39:00 AM] Bᓤss: simmons is old
[4:39:01 AM] Bᓤss: ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽
[4:39:38 AM] Bᓤss: simmons tried to have a kid 15 years ago
[4:39:43 AM] Bᓤss: back when his marriage was still a loving one
[4:39:46 AM] Bᓤss: he is impotent
[4:39:50 AM] Bᓤss: it all went down from there
[4:39:51 AM] Bᓤss: simmons is old
[4:39:52 AM] Bᓤss: ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽
[4:40:19 AM] Bᓤss: simmons had an older brother
[4:40:35 AM] Bᓤss: hes in prison for making simmons play find the pickle when he was 10 and his brother was 18
[4:40:37 AM] Bᓤss: simmons is old
[4:40:38 AM] Bᓤss: ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽
[4:41:32 AM] Bᓤss: simmons was gonna get the big promotion and save up for retirement
[4:41:38 AM] Bᓤss: the coworker who ****ed his wife got it instead
[4:41:39 AM] Bᓤss: ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽
[4:42:06 AM] Bᓤss: simmons home is close to foreclosure
[4:42:15 AM] Bᓤss: the divorce is almost at its final stages
[4:42:20 AM] Bᓤss: simmons is old
[4:42:21 AM] Bᓤss: ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽
[4:42:47 AM] Bᓤss: simmons had a dog named lucky
[4:42:51 AM] Bᓤss: he was a chocolate lab
[4:43:10 AM] Bᓤss: one day his wife drove home drunk from hanging out with the "girls" and accidentally ran him over
[4:43:12 AM] Bᓤss: ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽ he was 12 years old
[4:43:17 AM] Bᓤss: simmons is old
[4:43:38 AM] Bᓤss: he wanted to be in a band
[4:43:40 AM] Bᓤss: ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽
[4:43:54 AM] Bᓤss: bass guitar
[4:44:14 AM] Bᓤss: simmons had a band once
[4:44:23 AM] Bᓤss: they were about to get their first album
[4:44:30 AM] Bᓤss: he broke his hand in a freak accident
[4:44:33 AM] Bᓤss: and got replaced
[4:44:36 AM] Bᓤss: simmons is old
[4:44:37 AM] Bᓤss: ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽
[4:45:21 AM] Bᓤss: simmons only friend was a neighbor girl named tabatha
[4:45:25 AM] Bᓤss: they were the best of friends
[4:45:30 AM] Bᓤss: simmons would get picked on regularly
[4:45:35 AM] Bᓤss: but tabatha would make kids back off
[4:45:54 AM] Bᓤss: in high school tabatha got into drugs and ****ed the entire football team
[4:45:57 AM] Bᓤss: simmons walked into it
[4:45:59 AM] Bᓤss: simmons is old
[4:45:59 AM] Bᓤss: ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽
[4:46:34 AM] Bᓤss: simmons is a 41 year old man
[4:46:45 AM] Bᓤss: yes
[4:47:08 AM] Bᓤss: *9 months later*
[4:47:17 AM] Bᓤss: after the finalized divorce and foreclosure
[4:47:29 AM] Bᓤss: simmons now lives under a bridge in a metropolitan area
[4:47:39 AM] Bᓤss: ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽ all he has is his bass guitar and a briefcase
[4:47:48 AM] Bᓤss: yes
[4:48:37 AM] Bᓤss: simmons walking through the neighborhood
[4:48:45 AM] Bᓤss: sees his ex wife through his co workers open window
[4:48:52 AM] Bᓤss: she kisses him tenderly as simmon watches on
[4:48:54 AM] Bᓤss: simmins is old
[4:48:55 AM] Bᓤss: ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽
[4:49:13 AM] Bᓤss: simmons walks away coughing violently
[4:49:14 AM] Bᓤss: ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽
[4:49:40 AM] Bᓤss: simmons sometimes contemplates ending it all
[4:49:47 AM] Bᓤss: but he wonders if he wasnt already dead to begin with
[4:49:50 AM] Bᓤss: simmons is old ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽
[4:50:24 AM] Bᓤss: simmons
[4:50:26 AM] Bᓤss: cold broken and sick
[4:50:31 AM] Bᓤss: lays down on a piece of cardboard
[4:50:35 AM] Bᓤss: hugging his guitar case
[4:50:38 AM] Bᓤss: as he looks at the stars
[4:51:04 AM] Bᓤss: ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽ he falls asleep weeping softly as cars pass by honking and yelling obsenities at him
[4:51:43 AM] Bᓤss: we'll find out next time
[4:51:46 AM] Bᓤss: for now hes asleep
[4:51:46 AM] Bᓤss: ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽

ENTP-T
The Debater
30% Extroverted
86% Intuitive
31% Thinking
54% Judging
70% Turbulent