THE TALES OF WINDIA: CHAPTER 1
AWW, WHAT DID I GET MYSELF INTO?!
AWW, WHAT DID I GET MYSELF INTO?!
Hello, fellow island adventurers! The name's Rachel, and you're probably wondering just how I got myself into this mess in the first place. You see, it all began many, many, many months ago...
I could've put more "many's" in that part, but that would've gotten obnoxious after a while. And you're not here for the "many's", you're here for the story! So, without further delay here we go! Cue the flashback here...
It was a suspiciously bright and sunny Spring day, when I was approached by the one and only Tom Nook. He went on and on about his great deserted island get-away package, and how it'll bring a brand new adventure into my life. Not gonna lie, I had no life at the time anyway, so it didn't take much to hook me in.
"Mystery! Danger! Statues with no modesty whatsoever! Sea Bass as far as the eye can see!" I clearly remember him telling me with a great sense of grandeur. The mystery part sounded fun, no doubts about that. I paid absolutely no attention to the danger portion, although maybe I should have now that I think about it. I remember being greatly amused by the statues and their complete lack of humility. 'That could turn out to be really funny', I thought. Sea bass? Surely they couldn't have been that bad. Right? Me, throwing caution to the wind completely, decided to partake in his offer and off we went!
"Sounds like a lot of fun!" I said. "What could possibly go wrong on a deserted island filled to the brim with sea bass?"
Cue a symphony of chirping crickets here, please. Turns out I may have spoken too soon. So there I was, on a deserted island without so much of a clue as to what to do and I'm thinking to myself "Oh man, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do!!! What do I do?!" Fortunately, it turned out I wasn't alone on this adventure...
Apparently these two were given the exact same spiel as I was and also accepted Tom Nook's offer of mystery, danger, statues, and bountiful sea bass. Huh, what are the odds of that happening? Oh well. On that day we all agreed that we would get to the bottom of this island's shenanigans... or die trying.
Okay, maybe not so much on the "die trying" part. That'd be a bit too extreme, even for us. That same night rumors about the deserted island of Windia started to circulate and it caught our attention. Supposedly, the longer we inhabited the place, the more the island's appearance would magically shift until it eventually took it's true form. We were much too tired to dwell on that any further, though, so we did the most appropriate thing we could think to do at the time...
Go to bed. No seriously, we were tired and our brains could only process so much at a time. We'll get to the figuring out and the sea bass catching tomorrow. For now: SLEEP!
And thus, The Tales of Windia begin! See you on the next post!
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