The odd happenings of Evwirt

[Your Local Wild Child]

Welcome all. It’s interesting that you have stumbled upon this island. Not everyone is lucky enough to find this forest, despite it being local to all. Perhaps they are the lucky ones...

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

Current Roster:
Deirdre
Erik
Diana
Bam
Fuchsia
Beau
Lopez
Zell
Bruce
Fauna

Former Roster:
Raymond
Tex
Maple
Apollo
Audie
Pierce
Frita
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[Your Local Wild Child]

Our visitor center is currently under construction. Please pardon our dust. We are excited to have visitors!

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

Be advised: your bed is not guaranteed to be there when you return. We are not responsible for any missing sleeping surfaces including but not limited to: beds, bunk beds, hammocks, hay piles or cool race car beds.

-Safety while in the woods is not guaranteed.

-Freak snowstorms, thunderstorms, dust storms and earthquakes are subject to occur.

-Stay well away from the wildlife. Especially the wildlife crying for help.

-Do not worry about itchiness, aching, nausea, dizziness, increased heart rate, fever, shortness of breath, loss or extreme enhancement of senses or limb deformation/growth after bathing in Evwirt’s waters or eating any food. This is normal and not an evil spell.

 

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TBA

 

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TBA: map

 

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TBA: deep woods description

 

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TBA: fruit forest description