IRC Quotes Thread

[11:22] <Ashtot> i dont walk outside thinking "im gonna get raped" even if i was wearing the nail polish
 
[19:55:05] <Javocado> when you type Thor instead of thot :-/
[19:55:16] <oath2order> what the hell is thot
[19:55:32] <Javocado> I thot you'd never ask


I CAN'T. I CAN'T. I CAN'T. I REALLY CAN'T. OMG I CAN'T BREATHE. I... HELP ME.
 
[17:21] <Contessa> ;dlfks
[17:21] * Contessa has been kicked by ChanBot (Watch your language!)
 
[11:15:38] <tsundere> https://40.media.tumblr.com/b9d5aae8b43ce9287fa3456e3b6dec3b/tumblr_my4mzljeuu1rznn4wo1_500.jpg me
[11:15:41] <Mari> hi jus and niamh
[11:15:51] <Niamh> hi mari and tsun
[11:15:51] <Mari> wow adorable
[11:15:58] <tsundere> thx
[11:16:02] <Niamh> o ok
[11:16:03] <Mari> oMG JAKE LOL
[11:16:06] <tsundere> im the one in the duct tape
[11:16:09] <Mari> ya
[11:16:12] <Niamh> wat
[11:16:20] <Mari> perf
[11:16:23] <tsundere> what if he like
[11:16:24] <tsundere> falls down
[11:16:28] <Mari> rip
[11:16:29] <Mari> GET IT
[11:16:32] <tsundere> and then like. drops on top of those ppl
[11:16:34] <Niamh> i dont think u would
[11:16:34] <Mari> RIP? BECAUSE THE TAPE? RIPS? AND HE DIES?
[11:16:47] <Mari> hahahaha i am so funny

EVERYONE IGNORED ME AFTER THAT. I'M FUNNY, DAMMIT. :(
 
<Red> whats your homework about anyways
<tsundere> the history of moe anime
<tsundere> plz write report
<Red> ew no im not attending to weaboo school tyvm
<tsundere> =/
 
<~Jubs4> hi elsie ;)
<~Jubs4> oh <censored> i failed that
<~Jubs4> TRYING TO SCREENSHOT FOR TINA AND I <censored> UP YOUR NAME
 
Jav on High School Musical:

[17:07] <Javocado> Yeah, it's hard to juggle basketball and ya boo thang and your team an your back.
 
[03:12:05] <Mari> no elise i will not marry u and jubs
[03:12:14] <~Jubs4> wow rude
[03:12:17] <~Jubs4> im offended
[03:12:17] <Mari> omg
[03:12:22] <Mari> im not a mormon!!!
[03:12:25] <~Jubs4> at least just marry me
[03:12:29] <Mari> ok
[03:12:29] <~Jubs4> you dont have to marry her
[03:12:33] <Ashtot> what who is mormon
[03:12:36] <~Jubs4> sweet
[03:12:40] <Mari> apparently elise is , ash
[03:12:41] <~Jubs4> ok now buy me an iphone
[03:12:43] <elise-> WHAT
[03:12:44] <Mari> ohwow
[03:12:45] <Mari> gold digger
[03:12:47] <elise-> JUB
[03:12:48] <elise-> S
[03:12:48] <~Jubs4> :)
[03:12:51] <Mari> divorce!!!
[03:12:51] <Ashtot> elise i didnt know you were mormon
[03:12:56] <elise-> tHAT MEANS YES
[03:12:59] <elise-> TO MARRYING ME
[03:13:02] <elise-> OMG
[03:13:03] <~Jubs4> no
[03:13:04] <Javocado> elise confirmed for mormon
[03:13:05] <~Jubs4> NO
[03:13:07] <~Jubs4> i married
[03:13:08] <~Jubs4> MARI
[03:13:11] <Javocado> elise confirmed for rekt
[03:13:12] <Mari> u mari'd me
[03:13:13] <Mari> hue hue hue
[03:13:15] <~Jubs4> I MARIED HER
[03:13:16] <~Jubs4> YES
[03:13:17] <Ashtot> hue
[03:13:17] <Javocado> lmao
[03:13:17] * elise- jumps out 1 foot win-
[03:13:17] <Mari> LOL
[03:13:18] <elise-> oh
[03:13:23] <elise-> . . .
[03:13:33] <Mari> but we're over now
[03:13:34] <Mari> it's ok

still longer than kim kardashian's marriage with chris humphries.
 
[04:43:34] <Cap> mari u shouldnt sleep bc if u never sleep u will never close iur eyes nd u will bekcome immortal
[04:43:55] <Alice> come to bed with me, mari
[04:43:56] <Brad> Cap.
[04:44:02] <Alice> we'll have
[04:44:04] <Alice> a grand ol time
[04:44:05] <Brad> Are you getting enough sleep?
[04:44:07] <Alice> sleeping and what not
[04:44:13] <Cap> not rlly

cap, you worry me sometimes.
 
[17:55:08] <NotKayla> chanbot is like the one victim of bullying that deserves it
 
[12:45] <flak> selling annie 800tbt!!
[12:46] <~Jubs4> new bff now up for auction
[12:46] <epona> im selling myself
[12:46] <%Tinaa> wow.
[12:46] <~Jubs4> bids starting at 40 cents
[12:46] <flak> LOL
[12:46] <~Jubs4> GO!
[12:46] <epona> [roxanne by the police plays in the background]
[12:46] <flak> #tumbleweed
[12:46] <~Jubs4> no bidders
[12:46] <flak> LOL
[12:46] <~Jubs4> new bff going to the dump
[12:46] <epona> **** you all i have luke
[12:46] <~Jubs4> going once
[12:46] <flak> :[
[12:46] <~Jubs4> going twice
[12:46] <VillageDweller> i'd buy annie =D
[12:46] <~Jubs4> what's your bid?!?!
[12:46] <VillageDweller> um
[12:46] <VillageDweller> 41 cents
[12:47] <%Tinaa> $1!!!
[12:47] <~Jubs4> !
[12:47] <~Jubs4> <censored>!
[12:47] <epona> 6 whole goats
[12:47] <flak> $2!
[12:47] <VillageDweller> wtf tin
[12:47] <~Jubs4> $2 by tina
[12:47] <~Jubs4> going once
[12:47] <flak> owait i just realised im british
[12:47] <~Jubs4> going twice
[12:47] <VillageDweller> $3 thank u
[12:47] <~Jubs4> $5 get away from my wife annie
[12:47] <flak> tina
[12:47] <%Tinaa> $4
[12:47] <flak> apparently im you now
[12:47] <VillageDweller> wtf
[12:47] <flak> LOL
[12:47] <%Tinaa> oh
[12:47] <epona> this is doing nothing for my sense of self worth
[12:47] <%Tinaa> $7
[12:47] <VillageDweller> $10
[12:47] <~Jubs4> $9000
[12:47] <flak> $8!
[12:47] <VillageDweller> goml
[12:47] <VillageDweller> .
[12:47] <flak> i dont even have any dollars
[12:47] <flak> fml
[12:47] <VillageDweller> $9001
[12:47] <flak> $10000!
[12:47] <VillageDweller> no
[12:47] <flak> ninjad
[12:47] <%Tinaa> um, um, um
[12:47] <Murray> i give u 1000000000000000000000000 bells for julian
[12:48] <~Jubs4> NO BIDDING TINA
[12:48] <VillageDweller> $50000
[12:48] <VillageDweller> ok
[12:48] <%Tinaa> why jubs?
[12:48] <flak> ?35000
[12:48] <flak> !!
[12:48] <flak> !!
[12:48] <VillageDweller> I ALREAYD BIG 50K DOLLARS GO AWAY
[12:48] <~Jubs4> cant let new bff get too close to my wife
[12:48] <~Jubs4> harry
[12:48] <~Jubs4> u win
[12:48] <%Tinaa> awww
[12:48] <~Jubs4> u get her
[12:48] <VillageDweller> ty
 
[10:56] <Beary> why were the IRC trying to sell annie tho
[10:56] <dalandanator> sell what
[10:56] <dalandanator> ???
[10:56] <Beary> omg
[10:56] <Beary> IRC quotes
[10:57] <Beary> gogogogogogo
[10:57] <%Tinaa> i remember that :')
[10:57] <%Tinaa> justin wouldnt let me bid on her :(
[10:57] <Beary> Harry got here right
[10:57] <elise-> WHAY
[10:57] <elise-> I WANNA BUY ANNIE
[10:57] <elise-> WTF
[10:57] <Beary> did she run away
[10:57] <VillageDweller> elise wtf
[10:57] <%Tinaa> you missed the auction
[10:57] <%Tinaa> flake won
[10:57] <VillageDweller> maddy whst
[10:57] <Beary> o
[10:57] <LunaMoonCrossing1> yay flake
[10:57] <Beary> xD
[10:57] * Beary has been kicked by ChanBot (Watch your language!)
[10:57] <dalandanator> rekt
[10:58] <LunaMoonCrossing1> o_O
[10:59] <VillageDweller> rip
[10:59] * Joins: Beary
[10:59] <VillageDweller> wb
[10:59] <Beary> I hate you chanbot
[10:59] <Beary> D:
[10:59] <Beary> ffs why is x D so bad
[10:59] <Beary> I blame Harry
[10:59] <Beary> :3
 
[11:08] <Beary> CANT BREATHE
[11:08] <LunaMoonCrossing1> why?
[11:09] <LunaMoonCrossing1> are u choking?
[11:10] <dalandanator> pls seek help
[11:10] <dalandanator> u may die
[11:10] <dalandanator> omg
[11:10] * Beary dies
[11:10] <LunaMoonCrossing1> fall down the stairs, it might loosen up
[11:10] <dalandanator> yay u r now a spooky ghost
[11:10] <Beary> I DONT HAVE ANY STAIRA
[11:10] <Beary> stairs
[11:10] <Beary> woooooo
[11:11] <LunaMoonCrossing1> then fall down someone elses stairs

- - - Post Merge - - -

[11:08] <Beary> CANT BREATHE
[11:08] <LunaMoonCrossing1> why?
[11:09] <LunaMoonCrossing1> are u choking?
[11:10] <dalandanator> pls seek help
[11:10] <dalandanator> u may die
[11:10] <dalandanator> omg
[11:10] * Beary dies
[11:10] <LunaMoonCrossing1> fall down the stairs, it might loosen up
[11:10] <dalandanator> yay u r now a spooky ghost
[11:10] <Beary> I DONT HAVE ANY STAIRA
[11:10] <Beary> stairs
[11:10] <Beary> woooooo
[11:11] <LunaMoonCrossing1> then fall down someone elses stairs
 
[12:52] <LunaMoonCrossing2> id get 200 from my dad
[12:52] <dalandanator> woah what
[12:52] <LunaMoonCrossing2> 40 from my uncle
[12:52] <dalandanator> r u a wizard
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top