1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

801. Use a gun.

 

[Alienfish]

How will that get you kicked out lel it's good for them.. unless you can't pay

Switch all the DVD's with porn ones

 

[bigger34]

Play dodge ball with the employee's except with heavy objects.

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

804.

Lament on how you never got to celebrate the Big 800.

 

[bigger34]

Open a lane for people, even if you don't work there, and just throw all of their products on the floor.

 

[Alienfish]

Replace a cashier and sit there yourself naked

 

[bigger34]

Play baseball with glass items.

 

[Alienfish]

Take out the soccer balls and start practicing penalties. Whenever you don't hit someone dance around and sing 'wrecking ball'

 

[brownboy102]

Run in using a bubble gum and yell, "GET ON THE GROUND, THIS IS A ROBBERY!"

 

[Alienfish]

^^ lol

Get in the when you have a really bad cold, sneeze your nose and smear it on people.

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

#811.
Lament on how you were never able to celebrate the Big 800.

 

[Alienfish]

cut open all the the mlp ponies/dolls and hand out to the children

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

#813.

Destroy everything related to turtles.

 

[Alienfish]

take out all the chickens from the freezers and replace them with life-size baby dolls.

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

#814

Sing this in the store.

 

[Alienfish]

Gather all the Cheetos and make a huge fire

 

[brownboy102]

Dump the Doritos and Mountain Dew into a bowl, mix it and mash it up and call it a Dorito salad, giving away 'free' samples..
Then charge them afterwards.

 

[Alienfish]

Dump the Doritos and Mountain Dew into a bowl, mix it and mash it up and call it a Dorito salad, giving away 'free' samples..
Then charge them afterwards.

loool! +1

bring a crapton of sake, set up a stand and hand out free bottles to everyone so they get drunk

 

[Alienfish]

Go smell all the panties and be very loud. If someone asks you're from the newly-opened panties authority and you need to check the quality.

 

[brownboy102]

Take the bras and put them everywhere you can.
Sneak non paid for stuff into someone's pocket so when they leave they are caught "stealing"