1 Rules 66-66.10 of the internet states:
66. The cake is a lie.
66.2. The lie is a cake.
66.3. The **** is a lie.
66.4. The lie is a ****.
66.5. The cake is a liar.
66.6. THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST!
66.7. Iron Maiden is awesome. No exceptions.
66.8. Unless you are GLaDOS.
66.9. Maybe GLaDOS is a lie. You'll never know.
66.10. Even if GLaDOS is a lie AFH is still truth. Refer to rule 334.3* and rule 93**
Therefore Cake does not exist automatically making pie the winner.
* Rule 334.3: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!
** Rule 93 was deleted, therefore what follows will remain until rule 93 is remade.
93.2. This is not rule 93. This is rule 93.2., and rule 93 was not here.
93.3. Rule 899 is rule 93. (This is not)
93.4. Fagicorn deleted the real rule 93.
93.5. Rekt.
93.6. Get it. Kunt.
93.7. The above rules are rule 93 pro tempore
93.8. AT LAST! We found rule 93! Everything makes sense now and the balance of the universe is restored!
93.9. To the writer of rule 93.8: no it isn't.
Source::
http://rulesoftheinternet.com/