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1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

inflate all the pools, fill them with water and foam and invite people to bath naked with ya
 
take paintball guns and shoot customers and employees with them. Turn the shop into an epic battlefield.
 
Yell at everyone and claim that communism is alive and well in our country
 
Tip over the displays of sweets. After someone fixes them, do it again until asked to leave.
 
^^^ LOLOL...

Also, take all the Gatorade bottles and pour in people's hair randomly. Blame their kid/partner/parent that is with them. If they are along just say someone left it there and you happened to knock it over
 
^^ Wow XD

Have you and a friend pretend to be Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort, then the person who's pretending to be Harry Potter yell "EXPELLIARMUS!" while throwing stink bombs everywhere.
 
*alone hahah yeah dont ask me where i got the gatorade idea from lol.

also hack all the monitors so it only shows "shock meme" pictures.. (you know which im not gonna post their links here cause reasons lol)
 
Get a screaming goat and make it look like a toy, then put it with the rest of the stuffed animals. Then get it to scream whenever a baby touches it.
 
Dawn you da real mvp <3

offer obv. underaged people booze in the kids corner whenecer they walk by
 
Moko said:
Dawn you da real mvp <3

offer obv. underaged people booze in the kids corner whenecer they walk by
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Why thank you XD

Get a person that looks exactly like the manager, then tie-up the real one in a storage room. Then make the lookalike go to the manager's office and scream at the top his lungs into the speaker saying to get all the workers in here. Then, when they ask what's wrong just say 21 and jump out of an office window.
 
oh god lol.

smear wine on your pants and yell I JUST GOT MA PERIOD and run around
 
Run around opening all the bottles with only underwear on and smearing it on your body hhh the image -shudders-
 
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