Hash slinging slasher

I've read a metric **** ton of books in my life. I swear more than can be healthy but i've been told people that openly swear are more trustworthy. I have a severe addiction to a mobile game called Dusk. I play battlefield4 quite a bit.

“You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."
"Why, what did she tell you?"
"I don't know, I didn't listen.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy