you know its time for a new computer when...

[Furry Sparks]

1. You turn it on, and its ready half an hour later
2. Every time you turn the computer on it goes back to December 21 2001
3. You get lagged out of a flash game
4. The new ipod has more space then your computer
5. When you do a virus scan and get 120 objects
6. When you do a virus scan again right after that and get 60
7. Every five seconds you get a message from your virus protection saying you have a virus.
8. When IE is opening websites by itself.
9. When firefox crashes sometimes randomly
10. You have to manually run explorer.exe when the computer starts.

and yes, all of these are true.

 

[MGMT]

Thats your computer?

Gosh that sucks if it is.

 

[Jeremy]

Sounds like my old computer until I put it out of its misery =O

 

[Tyler]

ZF, you've NEEDED a new PC.

 

[DarthGohan1]

I think 6 of those are true for one of my comps... and it isn't even able to DL Firefox... so mine's worse than yours.

 

[DSFAN121]

5-8 also apply to the computer I'm using now. <_<

 

[JJRamone2]

You know you need a new computer when your CD Drive BLOWS UP and nearly cuts my leg open (then continue using the same computer for many years), add a lot of the problems you have plus the CPU gets fried. Yeah.

 

[Furry Sparks]

I think 6 of those are true for one of my comps... and it isn't even able to DL Firefox... so mine's worse than yours.

but all apply to mine D=
And its my only pc.

 

[dragonflamez]

Yeah, that's mine.
But then I wiped it's memory.


BEGONE, FOUL DEMONS! >D

 

[Copper]

Some of those things happen to this computer but most of them do not and its a Windows 98 SE Computer! I can run Firefox, I can run Trillian, It tells the right date except for time may screw up just slightly, I don't have any viruses at least not that I know of so yeah this computer is doing alright though the internet may be slow but I don't think that's the computer's own fault.

 

[DarthGohan1]

Oh yeah...if I run IE and both AIM and MSN at the same time, it's a guaranteed freeze.

 

[Bulerias]

My computer... doesn't do any of that. D:

I prefer my dad's laptop... duo processors. D: D: D:

...even though it's technically a work computer...