Would you rather?

[SoftFairie]

Not sure if this has been done already but...

Welcome to the game of would you rather?

The first person starts out by asking a would you rather question,

then the next person answers the question above and post's their own would you rather question.

I'll start c:

Would you rather have your diary/journal published or make a movie on your most embarrassing moment?

 

[LanaDelNeigh]

Diary or journal published!

Would you rather be able to change the time of day, or change the weather?

 

[SoftFairie]

Change the weather!

Would you rather lick someone's armpit or kiss a gorilla lol?

 

[LanaDelNeigh]

Oh jeez. Um kiss a gorilla. Seen some pretty gnarly armpits.

Would you rather be a human with cat paws or a cat with human hands?

 

[SoftFairie]

Human with cat paws ;3

Would you rather be stuck on an elevator forever or be stuck in a dream forever?

 

[LanaDelNeigh]

Dream PLEASE. Also yes to cat paws. (◍•ᴗ•◍)

Would you rather be a tree that can sing or a rock that talks in riddles?

 

[SoftFairie]

Tree that can swing.

Would you rather have no internet or no cell phone?

 

[LanaDelNeigh]

No cell phone please.

Would you rather be completely colorblind or completely tone deaf?

 

[SoftFairie]

Tone deaf, I love colors!

Would you rather have no one show up to your wedding or your funeral?

 

[LanaDelNeigh]

Wedding!
MORE CAKE FOR ME ヽ(　　?　　∇　　｀　　)ノ

Would you rather eat a large spider or a sock?

 

[SoftFairie]

Omg same!

Sock...always sock.

Would you rather be famous or be bestfriends with someone famous?

 

[LanaDelNeigh]

Best friends! Paparazzi scare me.

plot twist! You've already eaten the spider! according to the FDA, there is an average of 60 or more insect fragments per 100 grams of chocolate.

Would you rather have a unicycle as your only means of transportation or have to do a hand stand every time you thought something was funny?

 

[SoftFairie]

Hand stand lol

noooo not the spider! D:

Would you rather be the smartest person or the hottest person?

 

[LanaDelNeigh]

Smartest! Ain't hot anyway, not much of a loss.

Would you rather have to live your life constantly 30 minutes behind schedule or always be two hours early?

 

[SoftFairie]

Two hours early...idk why lol

Would you rather be the opposite gender for a day or be an animal for a day?

 

[RainCrossing]

i don't understand...

oops got ninja'd
opposite gender, duh!

would you rather live in Asia or Europe?

 

[SoftFairie]

Sometimes it doesn't make sense lol

Asia!

 

[RainCrossing]

would you rather see out of your toes or taste from your fingers?

 

[SoftFairie]

See out of my toes...

Would you rather always know when someone is lying or always get away with lying?

 

[RainCrossing]

know who's lying :3

would you rather see your ugly husband or can't see your beautiful husband?