Worst Fanfic...EVAR

[Sonicdan369]

There are Fanfics. There are BAD Fanfics (redundant). Then there are UNSPEAABLE Fanfics. then...theres this. "Until The End Of Time", written (moar liek spitten, amirite?) by quote unquote "GOFER-CHAN", This is simply a generic slash fiction. I won't tell you who's with who, as that would ruin the surprise, and who would want THAT spoiled. Anyway, here ya go.
<big><big>WARNING: Suggestive themes, possibly language, Super Saiyan Nazis (No, srsly), and other horrible things</big></big>

Part 1:
http://www.smallcave.net/goferchan/afgoku01.html
Part 2:
http://www.smallcave.net/goferchan/afgoku02.html

Enjoy...*vomits*

 

[technoxmaniac]

Ew, too many words.
I don't like reading...
Maybe another day.
Hahaha

 

[Nightray]

Ewww.
I remember this one worst fanfic about this girl obsessed with goth stuff and harry potter characters. Haha.

 

[Kanye Omari West]

seen worse.

goku falls into some chick's house, he sits on that couch and leaves the *censored.4.0* after dinner

 

[Paradox]

worst fanfic ever: twilight

 

[adorkable x]

worst fanfic ever: twilight

liezz

 

[dilated_slophole]

worst fanfic ever: twilight

Seconded.
Who honestly believes in Vampires, let alone engaging in a romance with them. All that pale dead flesh! Yuck necrophilia at best.

 

[Numner]

Dear God

It seems when a large audience likes something, people seem to hate it no matter what

It was pretty good, honestly

And wtf necrophilia

 

[dilated_slophole]

Dear God

It seems when a large audience likes something, people seem to hate it no matter what

It was pretty good, honestly

And wtf necrophilia

Well technically Vampires are dead arent they? Their hearts dont beat etc. I am no expert on the subject, but doesnt a relationship with a dead person fall in that catergory?

 

[Numner]

Dear God

It seems when a large audience likes something, people seem to hate it no matter what

It was pretty good, honestly

And wtf necrophilia

Well technically Vampires are dead arent they? Their hearts dont beat etc. I am no expert on the subject, but doesnt a relationship with a dead person fall in that catergory?

Well they have souls and thoughts

A literally dead person has no soul, and is utterly gone from the face of the earth

 

[adorkable x]

Dear God

It seems when a large audience likes something, people seem to hate it no matter what

It was pretty good, honestly

And wtf necrophilia

Well technically Vampires are dead arent they? Their hearts dont beat etc. I am no expert on the subject, but doesnt a relationship with a dead person fall in that catergory?

Well they have souls and thoughts

A literally dead person has no soul, and is utterly gone from the face of the earth

wellllzzz
edwod cullen is hawt so datz all dat matterz

 

[dilated_slophole]

Dear God

It seems when a large audience likes something, people seem to hate it no matter what

It was pretty good, honestly

And wtf necrophilia

Well technically Vampires are dead arent they? Their hearts dont beat etc. I am no expert on the subject, but doesnt a relationship with a dead person fall in that catergory?

Well they have souls and thoughts

A literally dead person has no soul, and is utterly gone from the face of the earth

Do Vampires really have souls?

 

[adorkable x]

Dear God

It seems when a large audience likes something, people seem to hate it no matter what

It was pretty good, honestly

And wtf necrophilia

Well technically Vampires are dead arent they? Their hearts dont beat etc. I am no expert on the subject, but doesnt a relationship with a dead person fall in that catergory?

Well they have souls and thoughts

A literally dead person has no soul, and is utterly gone from the face of the earth

Do Vampires really have souls?

edwod cullen doez

 

[dilated_slophole]

Dear God

It seems when a large audience likes something, people seem to hate it no matter what

It was pretty good, honestly

And wtf necrophilia

Well technically Vampires are dead arent they? Their hearts dont beat etc. I am no expert on the subject, but doesnt a relationship with a dead person fall in that catergory?

Well they have souls and thoughts

A literally dead person has no soul, and is utterly gone from the face of the earth

Do Vampires really have souls?

edwod cullen doez

He's not really a "real" vampire though is he?
And it sounds like you might be after his heart/soul!

 

[adorkable x]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deep

Well they have souls and thoughts

A literally dead person has no soul, and is utterly gone from the face of the earth

Do Vampires really have souls?

edwod cullen doez

He's not really a "real" vampire though is he?
And it sounds like you might be after his heart/soul!

dudeee
u cawght me
awest me

 

[John102]

I couldn't read after "Anne blushed, feeling something she had never felt before go off inside
of her" I was laughing too hard.

 

[dilated_slophole]

I couldn't read after "Anne blushed, feeling something she had never felt before go off inside
of her" I was laughing too hard.

I take it that many an innuendo like that is common through the book?

 

[Entei Slider]

Dilated_Slophole sometimes you use words that make my head hurt.

 

[John102]

I couldn't read after "Anne blushed, feeling something she had never felt before go off inside
of her" I was laughing too hard.

I take it that many an innuendo like that is common through the book?

No, no, nothing like that, just the cheezy story gets to me.

 

[dilated_slophole]

Dilated_Slophole sometimes you use words that make my head hurt.

Sorry, I guess being "different" and ignoring texting/MSN etc combined with reading quality writings everyday have led to me not gutting the English language like others. Though I am partial to the odd trendy term.