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-Episode 1, Monday, Week 1-

Emily: Katie, why do you have to hog the bathroom every morning?
Katie: *Sneaks up behind Emily* But I'm not in the bathroom...
Emily: *Screams* But if you're not in the bathroom, who is?
*Someone opens door*
Bob: So I said 'you need pie that isn't too tasty or stale'!
Katie: Bob, what are you doing in me and Emily's hotel room?
Bob: For some reason, these funny looking people took away the bathroom in my room, so I had to go to yours.
Emily: Didn't they say anything?
Bob: *Thinks for a moment* No, not really.
Katie: And why were you in there for an hour?
Bob: You don't want to know and I don't want to talk about it.
*KNOCK, KNOCK*
Katie: I'll get that. *Runs really slowly to the door*
Mitzi: Hi, Katie. Here's your Fall Out Boy cd from Kabuki.
Katie: Thanks.
Emily: I didn't know you'd let anyone borrow your Fall Out Boy cd...
Katie: Wait a minute... I'd never let anyone do that!
Mitzi: How did Kabuki get it?
Katie: Don't ask me!
Bob: Wait, wait, wait... Something's not right... Oh, I gave him that cd.
Mitzi: Really?
Bob: Yeah. Didn't you see the later I sent to Kabuki? I wrote my name at the bottom of the page in small writing.
Mitzi: In pink ink?
Bob: Yeah!
Mitzi: So that's what it said... I thought it would go on to be one of the world's greatest mysteries! *Slaps head*
Katie: Anyways, bye! *Slams door* And as for you, *points to something* Impending doom!
Katie, Bob & Emily: Mwahahahahaha! Etc.
Katie: And remember, impending doom!

The End. butnotrly.


-Episode 2, Tuesday, Week 1-

Katie: Remember yesterday when I said there's some kind of impending doom waiting for you? Well...
Emily: You should, unless you have some sort of memory loss.
Katie: The impending doom couldn't make it. He's having tea with Ryan Ross. Why? I don't know. Anyways, it's time to say hello to our friends.
Kabuki: ...I'm not doi-- I have to?! Ah well... Hi.
Mitzi: Hello!
Bob: *Drooling* Duh, hi.
Amy: Hi.
Tom: Hey.
Rover: A-hi-hi!
Katie: Tover, you're not my friend!
Rover: I hate you
Ashley: Heyos.
Bob: Yay, a lemon-scented pen!
Emily: Bob, what did I tell you?
Bob: To not use lemon-scented pens.
Emily: And why?
Bob: Because I'm allergic to them.
Emily: And how many times have I told you that?
Bob: A billion and 8.
Emily: 9.
Rover: Wow, that's a lot.
Emily: I thought I told you to get out.
Rover: No you didn't, but I'll leave anyway. *Leaves*
Bob: Riiight. Now, I think you forgot a person.
Katie: Yeah, I did. This is Cheryl.
Cheryl: Hiyo.
Katie: So that should be 9 people. Oh, there's 3 more people for us to meet tomorrow! But that will have to wait... Until tomorrow. And remember, impending doom!

The End. butnotrly

 

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-Episode 3, Wednesday, Week 1-
Katie: We're going to meet 3 other people now.
Emily: Impending doom?
Katie: Oh, the impending doom couldn't make it again... He's having a tea party with Ryan Ross.
Emily: Harr!
Katie: !!! Riiight. Anyways, meet Olivia!
Olivia: I'm so popular and in your face!
Katie: Yeah, right! And the other cat is you have to meet is... Katie! We call her K2 to avoid confusion.
K2: Meow!
Emily: She can't really talk yet. I think's she's one year old... Surely a one year old would be able to talk by now, but you can't blame her!
Katie: Ans the final person you have to meet is Garfield! nottherealgarfieldinthosemoviesandcartoonssodontsayyayandimnotsorry.
Garfield: I'm not fat! And I don't know anyone called Odie!
Katie: Oh, that reminds me... Dogs don't exist. No one even knows what a dog is. THE END.
Emily: Anyways, we'll be doing something exciting tomorrow.
Katie: Well, it's not really excititng, but we will be leaving the hotel room for once. I'm not telling you what we're doing, you'll find out in a while.
K2: Meow, meow!
Emily: Is she trying to tell us something?
Katie: No.
Bob: I'm bored.
Emily: We all are, Bob. We. All. Are.
Bob: Well, Garfield seems to be having fun!
Garfield: La la la la la, sharp pointy things-ie!
Katie: Uhh, Bob, not to be rude or anything, but I don't really think that's fun. Anyways, the impending doom should be here tomorrow!

The End. butntrly

Episode 4, Thursday, Week 1

Emily: Today we are going shopping.
Katie: Thank you, Ms. Narrator!
Emily: No problem!
Katie: I hate shopping. Bob, Emily and Tom made us go.
Emily: Katie, shopping is fun!
Katie: ...Have you been brainwashed or something? I haven't met much people who think the same as you. I'm sure you've changed.
Emily No, I have not been brainwashed. I just like shopping! I have no idea why. Then you're probably going to ask 'how in the world is shopping fun?' Then I would say, 'I JUST TOLD YOU, YOU NINCOMPOOP!'
Katie: You must have been abducted by aliens or something.
*LATER*
Katie: So, we're going to Hot Topic first, then HMV, then DFS-- And please, Bob, don't try to buy a sofa like you did last time!
Bob: This time I'll buy a tie!
Katie: Then we're going to an ice-cream place, then...
*10 minutes later*
Katie: ...And finally Burger King.
Garfield: We are never going shopping AGAIN!
*Later*
Bob, Emily, Katie, K2, Garfield, Cheryl, Ashley, Rover, Tom, Kabuki and Amy: likezomgbrainfreeze!!!
Cheryl: I guess that's what we get for eating ice-cream too fast.
Ashley: I told you guys it was a bad idea! But no, you didn't listen! Instead, you said 'aww, come on Ashley, it's the law!' *Mumbles* Idiots.
Katie: Waiiit, something's not right. *Looks around* ... Rover, what are you doing here?
Rover: ihateyou.
*EVEN LATER, and all are sick on the floor. I know what you're thinking, gross!*
K2: Yow!
Tom: I don't know how you could be sick on the floor. I mean, it's unhygenic!
Emily: What are you talking about? You were sick on the floor too!
Katie: You're all idiots. Idiots, I tell you, idiots!
Ashley: LIES, I TELL YOU, LIES!!!

 

[PWNguin]

-Episode 5, Friday, Week 1-

Katie: The impending doom... Well, it didn't make it here today. Why? Because it's sick from all that tea!
Emily: Anyways, we're having a party today.
Katie: Not just any party, a party with Brandon! A party with Brandon is always great!
Ashley: *Cough*Unlesshe'ssick.*Cough*
Katie: What's that, Brandon? *Turns to Ashley* He's not sick today, and he told me to say this to you in the nicest of ways... Shut up.
Ashley: Well, I'm sor-ry!
*LATER*
Katie: Remember, everyone who dances gets ice-cream!
Emily: What if we don't like ice-cream or we're allergic to the flavour?
Katie: You'll get nothing. *Dances*
*Even later*
Katie: Here's your ice-cream, Brandon! *Tries to give ice-cream to Mr. Nobody, but misses and the ice-cream falls down on to the floor. And yes, it probably will leave a stain*
Emily: The staff are gonna kill you!
Ashley: They are, Katie. I say you'd better hide, or you're going to be dead.
Katie: It's Brandon's fault! He--
Ashley: Oh yeah, blame it on your imaginary friend!
Katie: Uhh... Who wants ice-cream?
All: Not me.
Bob: Why are you just standing there, doing nothing? Clean it up! But it's probably going to leave a stain that will be noticeable.
Ashley: Ooh, Bob used a long word for once! *Sarcastic applause*
*Laterer*
Katie: I hate you all. Except for you, Brandon! No one hates you!
Ashley: I hate a Brandon.
Katie: Tell the truth...
Ashley: Is your friend called Brandon Flowers?
Katie: No, not really.
Ashley: I didn't think so either!
Katie: Anyways, the impending doo--
Emily: Shut up about that stupid impending doom that doesn't seem to get round here because its having tea parties with famous people and it got sick! It doesn't EXIST! Get over it!!
Katie: Don't blow a head gasket. I was only going to say impending DOOR.

The End. butnotrly

-Episode 6, Saturday, Week 1-

Ashley: Umm... We're going shopping. AGAIN. Only this time we won't be sick in Burger King. Instead, we're going to the much loved supermarket!
*Silence*
Ashley: I said, 'much loved SUPERMARKET'!
Emily: Nooo!!!
Katie: I know what you're all thinking. 'How can Emily say 'nooo!!!' to shopping if she really loves shopping?' Well, I should have told you on Thursday that she does love shopping very much, but not in supermarkets. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!... etc.
*Later*
Katie: So, I've got the shopping list. We're gonna need milk, cereal, cheese, potatoes, chocolate, crackers, peanut butter, jelly and jam. Ashley, you can get the milk. Emily, you can get the cereal. Garfield, you can get the cheese. Bob, you can get the potatoes. Garfield, once you've got the cheese, make sure Bob doesn't get waffles like he did last time... I'll get the chocolate.
Bob: Hey, how come you get the chocolate?!
Katie: Because I made up the shopping list. When - no, wait - in your dreams you can get the chocolate. I'm not letting you make up your own shopping list. EVER. So deal with it! Tom, you get the crackers. Bob, when you've got the potatoes, get the peanut butter, jelly and jam.
Bob: CAKE!!
Garfield: No Bob, no cake for you.
*Laterer*
Ashley: Why do I never get the peanut butter? I love peanut butter! But no, I get milk instead. I get a liquid! From a cow! Oh, here it is.
Emily: Cereal... Crunchy Rainbow Rabbit?! Is this some sort of joke?! We're not rabbits, we're CATS for Pete's sake!
Garfield: Wait - I've just remembered that I'm lactose intolerant! Um... Oh yeah, I am wearing my Anti-Cheese&Milk pants today... I should have nothing to worry about.
Bob: Potatoes is a funny word! Duh... Baby potatoes?! Oh noes! I'd better save them and bring them back to their parents before it's too late! This is a job for... SuperBob! *Is now wearing a cape, tights and 'I love Barney' underwear* Wait - I have to get the waffles first! Katie did ask me to get waffles - right?! If not, I'm sure it'll be ok.
Katie: I am going to hit Bob with a sweaty sock if he gets waffles... No, I'll hit him with two sweaty socks! TWICE the cheesiness!! Now, time for chocolate! And Bob better have not turned into SuperBob again - that 'I love Barney' thing is soo embarresing... And I am SO taking him back to the KatKart* again. That last time I was so humiliated.
Tom: Crackers are mindless snacks which pirates' parrots seem to like a lot. And why are parrots called Polly?
Bob: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! *Dances in a banana suit* Wait... Need to get more waffles.
*Later*
Katie: Did you get everything?
All except Bob: Yeah.
Ashley: What about you, Bob?
Bob: Well, I saved some baby potatoes, got some waffles, got some peanut butter and jelly and some more waffles.
Katie: I hate you, Bob!! andiamgoingtohityouwithtwosmellysweatysocksfortwicethecheesiness!!

The End. Butnotrly

*A KatKart is just like a normal kart, except each cat puts their own unique design on them, and there's usually 4 or 5 seats.

Artpad thing: http://artpad.art.com/?j5dqiu1cktk8

 

[PWNguin]

-Episode 7, Sunday, Week 1-

Katie: And this time, the impending doom is having a tea party with someone called Patrick...
Ashley: It wishes! The impending doom hates everyone called Patrick! I have no idea why.
Katie: It doesn't matter, Ashley! Anyways, Tom Nook has started a Barbie fan club...
Everyone in room: *LE GASP!!* Shocking, isn't it?!
Katie: ... So we're going to Raccoonville.
Kaly: We're not allowed to go to other animals' towns! It's illegal!
Katie: Not if we wear disguises! Anyways, cats wouldn't do anything to raccoons, even if we tried.
Kaly: ...And I thought raccoons were like dogs. sleep.gif
*Later*
Kaly: This costume makes me itch a lot... ihateyouformakingmewearthiskatie.

*On the train*

???: Hi I'm Blanca!
Bob: Oh no, not her again...
Blanca: Well, what are you waiting for?! Draw a face on me before I go back to Catville!
Kaly: Uhh... This train goes to Raccoonville. The train that goes to Catville leaves in, uh... right now.
Blanca: You're kidding.
*When someone drew a face on Blanca*
Blanca: *Is asleep* No, mommy!! Save me from the horrible face monster!!
Bob: *Slaps her face*
Blanca: *Snorts, then wakes up* Oh, you're done. *Looks in mirror, then she screams* Why am I green?! I hate you all! And you better not have... *LE GASP!* YOU GAVE ME A TATTOO READING 'I LOVE JOE'?! Who the heck is Joe? You are seriously going to pay!

*In Racoonville*

Katie: That went well.
Bob: *Is laughing* That was hilarious!
*3 hours later*
Bob: HAHAHAHAHA!!!
*Everyone stares at him*
Ashley: Bob, can you shut up? If you do, I'll give you a Bob-by Snack!
Bob: *Falls asleep* Zzz... Ha. Zzz... Ha. Zzz... HAHAHA!!!

*With Nook*

Nook: Blah blah blah blah... Browse, carousel.
Katie: Hey Nook. We were wondering if we could join your Barbie fan club?
Nook: It's not a Barbie fan club, it's a BARNEY fan club!
Katie: Eh, OK.
*Laterer*
Nook: It's time to do the 'I love Barney' dance!
Ashley: O_O I am not standing for this... *Sits down*
Nook: You put your left leg in, your left leg out, in out, in out then say 'Barney RAWKS my SAWKS'. Then you put your right leg in, your right leg out, in out, in out, then hop on one paw. You put your right paw in, your right paw out, in out, in out, then you say 'ALL UR BASE ARE BELONG TO BARNEY AND US'... The noodle!
Kaly: O_O... Nook?
Nook: Yes, mommy?
Kaly: O_O That wasn't the 'I love Barney' dance, that was the Hokey Pokey stupidely edited.
Nook: Uh-oh... *Runs away* MOMMY!! DADDY!! SAVE ME! TEH EVIL BEARS ARE CHASING ME!!!!!111!!

The End. butnotrly

Episode 8, Monday, Week 2
It's A Musical, DUDE!

Kaly: Uh... a musical..... nice.
Bob: AGHH!!! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!! I HATE MUSICALS!!
Ashley: *Sweat drop* You're not getting a solo, Bob. Uhh... Remember when you were trying out for Action Man!!: The Musical!!, you sang 'I angry! I not stand for this! I pie!'?
Bob: Uh, yeah. Why?
Ashley: That's why you're not getting a solo in the musical.
Bob: That fine! I not want part anyway!
Ashley: ... sleep.gif

*Later (they are in Nook's store)*

Katie: Is everybody ready?
Emily: *Whispering* Bob, even though you haven't got a proper part in the musical, try not to mess it up...
Bob: I OK, I not mess up any time.
Katie: Bob, stand next to Emily.
Bob: O NOEZ.
*Even later*
Ashley: I have to sing NOW?! I thought you said when the fat raccoon falls down...
Katie: Yeah, well... I LIED!!!!

*They are now in the Town Hall*

Katie: OK, start singing when I reach 3. 1, 2, 3...
Ashley: La la la la la la laaaa!
Kaly: LA LA LA LA LA, we're angry because Katie stole our wall!
Bob: Worse that getting hit by a girl!
Katie: What wall?! I didn't steal a wall... I'd never do that! ... But I did steal something.
Ashley: If you didn't steal a wall, then what did you steal?
Katie: I stole yoooouuuurrrr... PANTS!!
Bob: Oh, what that mean?!
Katie: I stole your pants while they were outside drying... Whoops, is that bad? I didn't know you'd really need them!
Kaly: Well, some girls don't because we'll just wear a skirt or a dress, except for Ashley!
Ashley: That's right!
Kaly: Because she's a really strange tomboy!!
Ashley: If I was a tomboy I'd have more guy friends than girls... And a lot more things too but that's not the point.
Katie: Oh my, Ashley's girly!
Ashley: No I'm not!
Bob: And some guys could just go to Tom Nook's or the Able Sisters and buy some new pants! So Katie, you are fooled!

*24 hours later*

Katie: Oh no! My secret has been found out! All I needed was a new pair of jeans, or just nice pink trousers... Or maybe some baggy pants. I wanted to keep it a secret, but these fools found out! Now every one in town will laugh at me!
Ashley: If you really needed pants or anything, you should have just gone to The Able Sisters, or some one else's town!
Katie: BLAAARRGHHH!!!

Pelly: Well, that was a really... err... 'touching' musical.
Phyllis: What Pelly's really trying to say is... YOU GUYS STINK!!
Pelly: My score for you is...
Pelly: ...5!
Phyllis: And my score for you is..... 0!
Tortimer: You whippersnappers are the worst kids ever!! 3!
Cheri: So the total score is **DO NOT POST FRIEND CODES**!
Pelly: Sorry, Cheri. You've got it all wrong.
Cheri: Oh, I knew something wasn't right... Meh. Anyways, the total score is 8.
Phyllis: Yuhuh.

*later*

Katie: Yeah, I know we sucked... And that musical made no sense... Stupid Hopper, he shouldn't have ever wrote it.

The End. butnotrly

 

[PWNguin]

Episode 9, Tuesday, Week 2
Arguements... And Too Much Of 'em
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Emily: What are we gonna do today?

Katie: I'm gonna kick your butt.

Emily: o.0 *Sobs*

Katie: I was just kidding! Can't you even take a joke? What we're really going to do is drool over 'FartBoy'.

Bob: Who's FartBoy?

Katie: Gosh, did I just say FartBoy? I meant to say 'Fall Sideways Boy'.

Cheryl: But emo hurts my ears....... It really does.

Emily: I'm sure they do.

Cheryl: But look! My ears are bleeding!! That's what you get when you have to listen to Fall Sideways Boy 666,666,666 times a day. Even the devil wouldn't suggest that!

Devil: MAKE IT STOP!!

Cheryl: Y'see?

Katie: BUT WE'RE STILL GOING TO THE FARTIN' FALL SIDEWAYS BOY CONCERT!!! D:

Cheryl: Fine. But I know I won't enjoy it.

*AT THE FALL SIDEWAYS BOY CONCERT*

Cheryl: Are PANCAKE! At The Litterbox here yet?

Katie: Who said they were gonna be here?! They are the worst band ever know to girl! No no, let me look at it this way...... The worst band ever known to EVERYONE. dry.gif

Cheryl: Yeah, but since when were My Fartical Romance good?!

Katie: SINCE EVER! D:

Ashley: *Walks by* Emo wannabes can suck my dirty socks. sleep.gif

Cheryl: ASHLEY!! Tell Katie something about those stupid bands she listens to!

Ashley: My Fartical Romance and Fall Sideways Boy suck eggs. PANIC! At The Litterbox rox my sox!

Cheryl: I meant tell her something useful.

Ashley: Why won't you do it?

Cheryl: I'm not scared or anything, but I don't want her to get all 'My Fartical Romance and Fall Sideways Boy are, lyke, THE best band ever! LAWL! :3' on me. 'Cause if she does, I swear I will knock the livin' day lights outta her.

~Episode 9, Part 2~

Ashley: Katie, you should really stop listening to those cruddy bands. They're getting on every one's nerves. >:0

Katie: Ash, that's a good thing. <3

Ashley: NO IT'S NOT!!!! Your stupid music is making everyone's ears bleed! I'm surprised that it's not the end of the world. o.0

Katie: Sshh, they're about to come on! >:0

*BEEP*

PA: Unfortunately, Fall Sideways Boy could not make it here tonight. They're all sick. Of course that's a crud!! Oohh, you've got my jam doughnuts! I hope they're strawberry jam and not blueberry. If they're blueberry, then I'm going to KICK YOUR--

Ashley: Ahem... *sweat drop*

PA: --Foot! That's it, I'll kick your foot! :0

Cheryl & Ashley: Thank goodness they're not here... I was at a point where I was gonna explode into 10 nillion balloons... Nemo.

Katie: WHY?! WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN?! I MEAN, THIS WAS GOING TO BE THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE..... BUT NO, CHERYL AND ASHLEY JUST HAVE TO RUIN IT BY TELLING ME UN-TRUE THINGS ABOUT MY FAVE BANDS!!!! D:

*LATER*

Katie: I hate you guys. D:

Cheryl: Hello, we're girls. But NOT those screaming fan girls!! They creep me out! *Shudder*

Katie: But really, PANIC! At The Litterbox are the stupidest band EVAH. I mean, they play stupid pop rock and techno stuff... It burns a HOLE in my HEART!

Ashley: Like you even have one... >>You don't have a brain either.<< XD

Katie: RAWR!!!!!! </3 D: Fall Sideways Boy rock!!!!! I mean, I wouldn't exist if they didn't exist!!! D:

Cheryl: It would be a great world if you or they didn't exist. *Sigh* But I guess God never felt for us that way... *sigh* Oh well.

Ashley: Katie, FSB are a stupid POP ROCK band! Get over it!!

Katie: D: NO!!!!! THEY'RE NOT! LYKE, THEY'RE THE BESTEST THING SINCE HYPOCRITE SANDWICHES!! D:

Ashley: Seriously, Katie. You really need to calm down, take a chill pill and STOP SHOUTING AND USING THAT DREADED 'D:' THING A LOT! IT'S LIKE A FILE NO ONE WANTS!!! You're like an over-dramatic emo!! Or even worse, a GOTH!!

Katie: NO WAI!!! D: D: D: D: D:

~Episode 9, Part 3~

Kaly: And now we're back to the horrible world of shouting, 'D:'ing, dramaticness--

Katie: But I thought you couldn't say long and complicated words. I didn't even know the word vocabulary was even in your vocabulary!! Is dramatic--

Kaly: Well, it isn't in my stupid word thingy. AND WHO CARES IF DRAMATICNESS ISN'T A WORD?! Anyways, as I was saying; Darn it, Katie, you made me forget what I was gonna say!

Katie: Typos.

Kaly: Oh yeah; and typos. Will Katie ever learn her lesson? I really hope so. 'Cause if she doesn't, I'm gonna blow a head gasket!

Katie: ... Wow. o.0

*ANYWAYS*

Emily: Will she ever get over it?

Cheryl: Will she ever stop shouting?

Kaly: Is she really a cat? Could she be a robot?

Ashley: Can we STOP asking questions?!

Katie: You guys make me cry. D:

Ashley: Your fault. *Walks away*

Kaly: Hey, I've just had a great idea! *Emily puts a light bulb over Kaly's head* Ashley, you've got to tell Katie something really 'dramatic' about Fall Sideways Boy. Something so drastic she'll cry and hate the band forever! MWAH--

Ashley: Um... Can you cut out the crying part?

Kaly: Aww... sleep.gif

Emily: And what will she tell her?

Kaly: Ash, can you think of something?

Ashley: Yeah. And I'll try not to hurt myself this time.

Emily: GOT ANYTHING?!

Ashley: Uhh... My brain is going ka-- OH WAIT!!

Kaly: What?

Ashley: You're just gonna ruin it. SO I'M NOT GONNA TELL YA. >:0

Bob: Ja, yoo prob will.

Emily: What's wrong with Bob?

Kaly: What ever it is, it's nothing new. Ash, go! We haven't got all day!!

Ashley: *Walks towards Katie* Umm, Katie...

Katie: Yeah? You're not going to eat my brain, are ya? Because if you do, you know I can KICK BUTT!! D: D:

Ashley: I'm not a zombie!! I'm not gonna eat your brain!!

Katie: Then what is it? Hurry up, I need to go potty!! D:

Ashley: o.0 OK, I'll tell you. The real dramatic reason that Fall Sideways Cat aren't here tonight is--

Katie: THEY'RE RAKING LEAVES?! Oh my, they're not watching Pre School Musical, are they? D: D:

Ashley: o.0 ... No, the real reason is... They broke up.

Katie: You're... Not... Serious... Are... You... ? *Sniffles*

Ashley: Yes, I'm serious. I read it in a magazine. This must be the end of the world to you... Well, your world anyway.

Katie: NO!!!!!!! *Sobs* I HATE THEM NOW!!!!! D: D: D: D:

Ashley: Phew!

Katie: At least I still have MY FARTICAL ROMANCE!! Yes!! The world isn't so horrible after all!

Ashley: *Sigh* Oh no...

Kaly: We've got to get her to stop liking My Fartical Romance, too. If only I was smart enough...

Bob: You don't need to be smarter, you just need a bigger brain...

Kaly & Emily: Same thing.

The End. butntrly

Episode 10, Wednesday, Week 2
My Fartical Romance... Over?
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*IN THE PARK*

Cheryl: YES! That's great news.

Kaly: Who's going to tell Katie?

Ashley: I'm out.

Emily: Bob?

Bob: No waii! You will never catch me! *Evil laugh*

Emily: *sigh* I guess I'll have to do it, then.

Cheryl: What if she strangles you to death?

Emily: She won't do that. If she does, then I'll be a step closer to the impending doom... *Sits on the bench that Katie is sitting on*

Katie: If you're here to apologise for yesterday, just forget it.

Emily: Apologise?! Heck no! I'm here to tell you some news.

Katie: Is it depressing?

Emily: Well, for you it is. But for me, it's a miracle.

Katie: Meh. Go on.

Emily: *Takes a deep breath and talks fast* MyFarticalRomanceareoverthankyouandgoodbye.

Katie: Are you serious?

Emily: Yes, I am. Even Title said so!

Title: Mmhmm.

Emily: ... Y'see?

Katie: You're not telling me that just for kicks, are you? 'Cause if you are, I am going to kick your BUTT.

Emily: It's true! Cheryl will tell you more, buh-bye! *Drags Cheryl along*

Cheryl: I'm not-- OK. Katie, it's not me, Kaly's or Ashley's fault--

Katie: Is it Bob's fault?

Cheryl: Bob couldn't do anything if he tried, believe me.

Katie: But... but... D: D: D: D: *Sobs very loudly*

Emily: I think I'll knock some sense into her.

Cheryl: You don't get what you want by fighting, that's just wrong.

Emily:: o.0 Who said we were gonna fight? I'm just going to talk to her.

Ashley: sleep.gif; Phew.

*WITH KATIE*

Emily: Katie, get over it. Bands like those are emo wannabes. And you don't want to be an emo, do you? 'Cause if you do, I will - never mind.

Katie: I don't want to be an emo, I just want to listen to good music. *Cries*

Emily: Well, no one thinks you're going to get any good out of them. In fact, people like you are considered 'Emo Katie Tight Pants'. And that is NOT a good thing.

Katie: But I don't wear tight pants!

Emily: I know, but if you carried on listening to them - now, believe me - you would.

Ashley: I'll take it from here. Katie, bands like those write of broken hearts. Even worse, they can't even ask a girl out. And they're so depressed they wear tight pants.

Katie: o.0 Really?

Ashley: YA RLY. Now, they go 'BOOHOO CRY CRY SOB SOB somethingsomething THE END'.

Katie: Then I HATE those types of bands!

Ashley, Cheryl & Emily: Thank God.

Emily: Ooh, and will you stop doing that dreaded 'D:' thing all the time?

Katie: Yep.

Ashley: And will you stop shouting?

Katie: Yeppers.

Cheryl: So, does this mean you'll stop listening to My Fartical Romance and Fall Sideways Boy?

Katie: What's with the questions?!

Cheryl: W00t! *Throws a party*

Ashley: There really are such things as 'happy endings'. =D

The End. butnotrly

 

[PWNguin]

Episode 11, Thursday, Week 2
A New Hotel?
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*Outside the hotel*

Garfield: We... *pant* are never going shopping... AGAIN. Well, I'm not anyway. It's too tiring for a cat that doesn't eat anything for breakfast!

Emily: Whoo! I am so pumped from lifting all that shopping! *Opens door, then falls on carpet*

Cheryl: OK... *Walks over her*

Emily: You could have at least used the other door... ;_;

*In the lobby*

Katie: Oh my... I don't think you'd want to read the notice board...

Tom: Why not? *Reads it* LE GASP!!

Katie: Fine, knock yourselves out... Literally.

Everyone: Oh... My... PANCAKES. The Catton Hotel is moving to an island?!

Ashley: They're kidding! This was the best hotel ever, and now they're moving to an ISLAND?!

Emily: And it could be any island! *Gasp* It could be in Doggyville Island... *shudders*

Everyone: *shudders*

Tom: Come on, we've got to talk to the mayor about this.

Cheryl: Wouldn't it be better to tell the manager of the hotel?

Tom: Why?

Cheryl: Because the mayor has nothing to do with this hotel. Heck, Tortimer isn't in charge of anything nowadays...

Tom: K, but let's just check first.

*At the Wishing Well*

Ashley: Tortimer, do you know where the Catton Hotel is moving to?

Tortimer: The only thing I know is that the hotel is moving to an island. And no one except the hotel staff know where that island is. And I'm sure that it won't be Doggyville Island, there would be no point. Only cats can go to the Catton Hotel, that is stated in the policy. The same goes for the Doggyville Hotel, I think that's moving to an island, too.

Tom: OK, thanks. *Walks away*

Cheryl: Now, we're gonna go talk to the manager of the hotel.

*Back in the hotel*

Cheryl: Hey Mr. Kalmi, can I talk to the manager?

Mr. Kalmi: Ms. Alimo is not in the hotel right now, she's on her lunch break.

Katie: But it's not even lunch time!

Mr. Kalmi: Correct, Katie. Cookie for you! Ms. Alimo can only be contacted via cell phone.

Cheryl: Thanks. *Grabs her cell phone and calls Ms. Alimo*

Emily: Any luck?

Cheryl: No, no-- Hello, Ms. Alimo! I was just wondering, which island is the Catton Hotel moving to? Oh, OK... *Hangs up*

Ashley: What did she say?

Cheryl: She said she can't tell us, but she also said that the new hotel is opening on Saturday.

Bob: Oh yeah, she tells us the date but she doesn't tell us where!

Emily: Is it just me or did Bob string together an actual sentence? o.0

Tom: It's not just you. o.0

Ashley: But Saturday is two days from now! How are we going to find it before the opening? It could be anywhere!

Cheryl: I'm not sure of any of the names of the islands, so we're going to have to check them all.

Emily: Are you crazy?! There could be all sorts of dangers!

Cheryl: Oh... I just remembered something! Doggyville Island is up North, so our island must be down South!

Bob: How do you know that?

Cheryl: Dogs have rivals, right? And we are the dog's rivals, and each animals rivals are placed opposite of each other so there's no fighting.

Tom: You rock, Cheryl.

Everyone else: *AHEM*

Tom: And so does everyone else!

Episode 12, Friday, Week 2
I Eat Nails For Breakfast. Honestly
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Nook: I'm as tough as a baby clothes!

Kabuki: Uhh... Nook, that's not really tough.

Emily: And what are you doing here? You're meant to be in Tanooki Town!

Nook: Cough... *Dissapears*

Cheryl: Good. Now that we've got that out of the way, I can tell you some very important news.

Bob: *Gasp* Fishy died?!

Cheryl: Who is Fishy? Who ever he is, *deep breath* no. We're going to camp out on the island!

All (except Cheryl): WHAT?!

Cheryl: Well, we want to be the first ones to check in at the new Catton Hotel, do we?

Kabuki: Eh...

Katie: What's it to ya?!

Cheryl: ... I don't care what you all say, we are camping out on the island. Of course, we'll have to be as tough as nails - which is tougher than tough - to survive--

Bob: Does this mean we'll have to eat sharp things for breakfast?

Cheryl: T_T No. As I was saying, we'll have to be as tough as nails - or even stronger, if possible - to survive. Y'know, there are lots of spiders and bugs on islands these days. Even birds like to - ahem - drop down, as you'd put it. So we'll have to be prepared. We'll have to get compasses--

Bob: Those sharp, pointy ones?

Cheryl: >_< NO!! We'll also need maps, protective gear, a tent, food (such as marshmallows) and what ever life throws at us. Got it?

All: Got it!

Cheryl: Good.

Bob: Ooh, oooh!! While we're there, can we get a Wii?

Emily: BOB! o.0

Ashley: But it is out tomorrow.

Cheryl: If you shut your yap, I'll even throw in Twilight Princess! But right now we'll have to get prepared.

*At Nookingtons*

Garfield: Why will we need another map? We've already got one--

Cheryl: Of Catton Island, stupid! Anyways, here's the list again; a compass, map--

Bob: It's like Dora The Explorer all over again!

Ashley: *screams and tackles Bob*

Katie: I will kick you if you interuppt one more time.

Cheryl: As I was saying; a map, compass, food, suitcase (big enough to carry our stuff. And mind you, you're taking everything you own to Catton Island because that's where we're going to live from now on), hats, other protective gear and Patrick.

Katie: Who's Patrick?

Cheryl: Oh, did I say Patrick?! I meant to say penguins!

Katie: T_T We can't take penguins with us. You should know that by now. T_T

Cheryl: Uhh... Right. Well, let's just get the fartin' stuff already....

*Later*

ALL: Done! *Faintfaint*

Cheryl: Y'all can't faint, it's not like we're surgeons or anything! Hey, would you faint at the sight of blood?

ALL: Yes.... *Quiet*

The End. butnotrly

Episode 13, Saturday, Week 2
We're Not Gonna Take It
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Emily: We're all ready to go and we're ready for a Wii!

Cheryl: Oh yeah, if anyone needs to go the bathroom, go now.

*Cricket noises*

Cheryl: OK... Just don't blame me if you poop your pants!

*Later*

Katie: Cheryl, are we going to take the bus or are we going to walk?

Cheryl: Well, all good campers walk! But Bob wouldn't think the same...

Bob: I want to go on the Pop-Tart machine!

ALL: O.O Oh my gosh, Bob seriously needs some therapy.

Cheryl: Well, actually, we're going by boat. Islands are normally near water, right?

Bob: Wrong!!

Ashley: I don't know what's wrong with Bob today. o.0

Garfield: The same as every day; stupidity.

*~End of part 1*~

 

[Trent the Paladin]

Wow it stupid and funny at the same time! XD :lol: :gyroidveryhappy: :gyroidwink:

 

[PWNguin]

Thanks. =D I write stupid fanfics all the time, that's what happens when I get bored. =P

 

[PWNguin]

Week 1, Monday
Episode One - Title Says Hi!

Emily: Title, you know what I told you this morning, right?
Title: *Changes immediately*

Episode One - Title Says Hi... On A Train!

Emily: *Sigh* Title, I think you need to change again.
Title: But I have no bowels!
Emily: *Glares*
Title: *Changes again*

Episode One - Something Is Familiar, But Bob Is Smart

Emily: I guess that will have to do. *Looks for a seat* ...Right, there's a seat. Next to a goofy-looking idiot. Chances are he'll have bad body odour.
Katie: Hey, I'm not goofy-looking! And I most definitely do not have bad body odour! D: *Sobs*
Emily: Not you, Katie!
Katie: Who do you mean, then?
Emily: The one with the swaying head!
Ashley: *Is sitting next to Katie, eavesdropping* You mean Rover? He's my cousin.
Emily: You're kidding, right?
Cheryl: Oh, Ashley is definitely not kidding. Rover is her cousin and he's also the peppiest guy cat that has ever lived. Not to mention a cheerleader... *Shudders* And there's a seat here, you know. You're blind.
Emily: He's a cheerleader? Wow, that's the last time I'm ever hiding under a rock... *Sits down next to Cheryl*

In a desert...

A random rock: Squeak!

Back in the train...

Ashley: Well, that was weird. Who knew that rocks could squeak? *sitting next to Katie, opposite Emily and Cheryl* Anyway, Rover is such a pain in the neck. Literally. *Points to bruise on neck*
Everyone on train: Ouch.

Katie: I have to go to the bathroom! *Jumps out of seat and runs to the bathroom in slow motion*
Rover: *Sees Katie getting up from her seat. Slowly.* Can I sit here? If you don't let me, Imma kick yo' butt. Again. *Points to a turtle named Imma*
Imma: I did not kick yo' butt! Oh, and just for the record, my last name is Nideit. Imma Nideit.
Ashley: Yeah, sure you are.
Rover: Thanks! *Sits down before Ashley could say anything* Too late, I parked my butt on the seat and the seat is warm. Who has been sitting here? I'm sure they farted. *Poot*
Cheryl: For your information, Rover, Katie does not fart and you just did.
Rover: No I didn't... *points to Katie who has just came out of the bathroom* She did it!
Cheryl: I just told you that Katie does not fart, okay?

Katie: Pointing is rude, you know.
Rover: I know. I'm just pointing at you for the fun and randomness of it.
Katie: Okay... Hey, where did my seat go? *L

 

[PWNguin]

Welcome to Catville
Week 1, Tuesday
Episode Two - Burnt Pancakes For Snacks? Not For Katie.


Emily: What are we going to do today?
Katie: I'm going to kick your butt.
Emily: o.0 *Sobs*
Katie: I was just kidding! Can't you even take a joke? What we're really going to do is drool over 'Fartboy'.
Bob: Who's Fartboy?
Katie: Gosh, did I just say Fartboy? I meant to say 'Fall Sideways Boy'.
Cheryl: But that kind of music hurts my ears. It really does.
Emily: I know how you feel.

Cheryl: But look, my ears are bleeding! That's what you get when you have to listen to Fall Sideways Boy 666,666,666 times a day. Even the devil wouldn't suggest that.
Devil: Make it stop!
Cheryl: You see?
Katie: But we're still going to the fartin' Fall Sideways Boy concert!
Cheryl: Fine, but I know I won't enjoy it.

*At The Fall Sideways Boy concert*

Cheryl: Are PANCAKE! At The Litter Box here yet?
Katie: Who said they were going to be here? They are the worst band ever know to girl! No, they are the worst band ever known to everyone. <_<
Cheryl: Yeah, but since when were My Fartical Romance good?
Katie: Since ever! D:

Ashley: *Walks by* Over dramatic.


-_-

Cheryl: Ashley! Tell Katie something about those stupid bands she listens to!
Ashley: My Fartical Romance and Fall Sideways Boy suck eggs. PANCAKE! At The Litter box rocks my socks!
Cheryl: I meant tell her something useful.
Ashley: Why won't you do it?
Cheryl: I'm not scared or anything, but I don't want her to get all 'My Fartical Romance and Fall Sideways Boy are, like, the best band ever!' on me. Because if she does, I swear I will knock the living day lights out of her.
Ashley: Cheryl, you don't mean you'll knock her out? You couldn't punch a can of Dr. Pepper if you tried! Anyway Katie, you should really stop listening to that all the time. It's getting on everyone's nerves. >:0
Katie: Ash, that's a good thing. <3
Ashley: No, it's not! Your stupid music is making everyone's ears bleed! I'm surprised that it's not the end of the world yet. o.0
Katie: Sh, they're about to come on! >:0

*BEEP*

PA: Unfortunately, Fall Sideways Boy could not make it here tonight. They're all sick. Of course that is crud. Ooh, you've got my jam doughnuts! I hope they're strawberry jam and not blueberry. If they're blueberry, then I'm going to KICK YOUR--
Ashley: Ahem... *sweat drop*
PA: --Foot! That's it, I'll kick your foot! :0
Cheryl & Ashley: Thank goodness they're not here... I was at a point where I was going to explode into 10 million balloons. Or just blow a head gasket.
Katie: Why? Why does this have to happen? I mean, this was supposed to be the best day of my life, but no, Cheryl and Ashley just had to ruin it! D:

*Later*

Katie: I hate you guys. D:
Cheryl: Hello, we're girls. But not those screaming fan girls. They creep me out. *Shudder*
Katie: You burn a hole in my heart.
Ashley: Like you even have one... >>You don't have a brain either.<< XD
Katie: Rawr! </3 D: Fall Sideways Boy rock! I mean I wouldn't exist if they didn't exist! D:
Cheryl: It would be a great world if you or they didn't exist. *Sigh* But I guess God never felt for us that way. Oh, well.

Ashley: Katie, Fall Sideways Boy are a pop rock band. Accept it. Please. =D
Katie: No, they aren't! They are the best thing since hypocrite sandwiches! D:
Ashley: Seriously, Katie. You really need to calm down, take a chill pill and stop shouting and using that dreaded 'D:' thing a lot. It's like a file no one wants!

 

[PWNguin]

Welcome To Catville
Week 1, Thursday
Episode Four - We Couldn't Think Of A Good Name, All The Other Ones Were Taken, So Enjoy!

Emily: Today we are going shopping.
Katie: Thank you, Ms. Narrator!
Emily: No problem!
Katie: I hate shopping. Bob, Emily and Tom made us go.
Emily: Katie, shopping is fun!
Katie: ...Have you been brainwashed or something? I haven't met much people who think the same as you. I'm sure you've changed.
Emily No, I have not been brainwashed. I just like shopping! I have no idea why. Then you're probably going to ask 'how in the world is shopping fun?' Then I would say, 'I JUST TOLD YOU, YOU NINCOMPOOP!'
Katie: You must have been abducted by aliens or something.
*LATER*
Katie: So, we're going to Hot Topic first, then HMV, then DFS-- And please, Bob, don't try to buy a sofa like you did last time!
Bob: This time I'll buy a tie!
Katie: Then we're going to an ice-cream place, then...
*10 minutes later*
Katie: ...And finally Burger King.
Garfield: We are never going shopping AGAIN!
*Later*
Bob, Emily, Katie, K2, Garfield, Cheryl, Ashley, Rover, Tom, Kabuki and Amy: likezomgbrainfreeze!!!
Cheryl: I guess that's what we get for eating ice-cream too fast.
Ashley: I told you guys it was a bad idea! But no, you didn't listen! Instead, you said 'aww, come on Ashley, it's the law!' *Mumbles* Idiots.
Katie: Waiiit, something's not right. *Looks around* ... Rover, what are you doing here?
Rover: ihateyou.
*EVEN LATER, and all are sick on the floor. I know what you're thinking, gross!*
K2: Yow!
Tom: I don't know how you could be sick on the floor. I mean, it's unhygenic!
Emily: What are you talking about? You were sick on the floor too!
Katie: You're all idiots. Idiots, I tell you, idiots!
Ashley: LIES, I TELL YOU, LIES!!!

The End. butnotrly
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Welcome To Catville
Week 1, Friday
Episode Five - Parties With Brandon Are Not All Fun

Katie: The impending doom... Well, it didn't make it here today. Why? Because it's sick from all that tea!
Emily: Anyways, we're having a party today.
Katie: Not just any party, a party with Brandon! A party with Brandon is always great!
Ashley: *Cough*Unlesshe'ssick.*Cough*
Katie: What's that, Brandon? *Turns to Ashley* He's not sick today, and he told me to say this to you in the nicest of ways... Shut up.
Ashley: Well, I'm sor-ry!
*LATER*
Katie: Remember, everyone who dances gets ice-cream!
Emily: What if we don't like ice-cream or we're allergic to the flavour?
Katie: You'll get nothing. *Dances*
*Even later*
Katie: Here's your ice-cream, Brandon! *Tries to give ice-cream to Mr. Nobody, but misses and the ice-cream falls down on to the floor. And yes, it probably will leave a stain*
Emily: The staff are gonna kill you!
Ashley: They are, Katie. I say you'd better hide, or you're going to be dead.
Katie: It's Brandon's fault! He--
Ashley: Oh yeah, blame it on your imaginary friend!
Katie: Uhh... Who wants ice-cream?
All: Not me.
Bob: Why are you just standing there, doing nothing? Clean it up! But it's probably going to leave a stain that will be noticeable.
Ashley: Ooh, Bob used a long word for once! *Sarcastic applause*
*Laterer*
Katie: I hate you all. Except for you, Brandon! No one hates you!
Ashley: I hate a Brandon.
Katie: Tell the truth...
Ashley: Is your friend called Brandon Flowers?
Katie: No, not really.
Ashley: I didn't think so either!
Katie: Anyways, the impending doo--
Emily: Shut up about that stupid impending doom that doesn't seem to get round here because its having tea parties with famous people and it got sick! It doesn't EXIST! Get over it!!
Katie: Don't blow a head gasket. I was only going to say impending DOOR.

The End. butnotrly
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Welcome To Catville
Week 1, Saturday
Episode Six - Supermarket Shopping

Ashley: Umm... We're going shopping. AGAIN. Only this time we won't be sick in Burger King. Instead, we're going to the much loved supermarket!
*Silence*
Ashley: I said, 'much loved SUPERMARKET'!
Emily: Nooo!!!
Katie: I know what you're all thinking. 'How can Emily say 'nooo!!!' to shopping if she really loves shopping?' Well, I should have told you on Thursday that she does love shopping very much, but not in supermarkets. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!... etc.
*Later*
Katie: So, I've got the shopping list. We're gonna need milk, cereal, cheese, potatoes, chocolate, crackers, peanut butter, jelly and jam. Ashley, you can get the milk. Emily, you can get the cereal. Garfield, you can get the cheese. Bob, you can get the potatoes. Garfield, once you've got the cheese, make sure Bob doesn't get waffles like he did last time... I'll get the chocolate.
Bob: Hey, how come you get the chocolate?!
Katie: Because I made up the shopping list. When - no, wait - in your dreams you can get the chocolate. I'm not letting you make up your own shopping list. EVER. So deal with it! Tom, you get the crackers. Bob, when you've got the potatoes, get the peanut butter, jelly and jam.
Bob: CAKE!!
Garfield: No Bob, no cake for you.
*Laterer*
Ashley: Why do I never get the peanut butter? I love peanut butter! But no, I get milk instead. I get a liquid! From a cow! Oh, here it is.
Emily: Cereal... Crunchy Rainbow Rabbit?! Is this some sort of joke?! We're not rabbits, we're CATS for Pete's sake!
Garfield: Wait - I've just remembered that I'm lactose intolerant! Um...
Bob: Potatoes is a funny word! Duh... Baby potatoes?! Oh noes! I'd better save them and bring them back to their parents before it's too late! This is a job for... SuperBob! *Is now wearing a cape, tights and 'I love Barney' underwear* Wait - I have to get the waffles first! Katie did ask me to get waffles - right?! If not, I'm sure it'll be ok.
Katie: I am going to hit Bob with a sweaty sock if he gets waffles... No, I'll hit him with two sweaty socks! TWICE the cheesiness!! Now, time for chocolate! And Bob better have not turned into SuperBob again - that 'I love Barney' thing is soo embarresing... And I am SO taking him back to the KatKart* again. That last time I was so humiliated.
Tom: Crackers are mindless snacks which pirates' parrots seem to like a lot. And why are parrots called Polly?
Bob: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! *Dances in a banana suit* Wait... Need to get more waffles.
*Later*
Katie: Did you get everything?
All except Bob: Yeah.
Ashley: What about you, Bob?
Bob: Well, I saved some baby potatoes, got some waffles, got some peanut butter and jelly and some more waffles.
Katie: I hate you, Bob!! andiamgoingtohityouwithtwosmellysweatysocksfortwicethecheesiness!!

The End. Butnotrly
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Welcome To Catville
Week 1, Sunday
Episode Seven - Nook Has Finally Cracked

Katie: And this time, the impending doom is having a tea party with someone called Patrick...
Ashley: It wishes! The impending doom hates everyone called Patrick! I have no idea why.
Katie: It doesn't matter, Ashley! Anyways, Tom Nook has started a Barbie fan club...
Everyone in room: *LE GASP!!* Shocking, isn't it?!
Katie: ... So we're going to Raccoonville.
Kaly: We're not allowed to go to other animals' towns! It's illegal!
Katie: Not if we wear disguises! Anyways, cats wouldn't do anything to raccoons, even if we tried.
Kaly: ...And I thought raccoons were like dogs.
*Later*
Kaly: This costume makes me itch a lot... ihateyouformakingmewearthiskatie.

*On the train*

???: Hi I'm Blanca!
Bob: Oh no, not her again...
Blanca: Well, what are you waiting for?! Draw a face on me before I go back to Catville!
Kaly: Uhh... This train goes to Raccoonville. The train that goes to Catville leaves in, uh... right now.
Blanca: You're kidding.
*When someone drew a face on Blanca*
Blanca: *Is asleep* No, mommy!! Save me from the horrible face monster!!
Bob: *Slaps her face*
Blanca: *Snorts, then wakes up* Oh, you're done. *Looks in mirror, then she screams* Why am I green?! I hate you all! And you better not have... *LE GASP!* YOU GAVE ME A TATTOO READING 'I LOVE JOE'?! Who the heck is Joe? You are seriously going to pay!

*In Racoonville*

Katie: That went well.
Bob: *Is laughing* That was hilarious!
*3 hours later*
Bob: HAHAHAHAHA!!!
*Everyone stares at him*
Ashley: Bob, can you shut up? If you do, I'll give you a Bob-by Snack!
Bob: *Falls asleep* Zzz... Ha. Zzz... Ha. Zzz... HAHAHA!!!

*With Nook*

Nook: Blah blah blah blah... Browse, carousel.
Katie: Hey Nook. We were wondering if we could join your Barbie fan club?
Nook: It's not a Barbie fan club, it's a BARNEY fan club!
Katie: Eh, OK.
*Laterer*
Nook: It's time to do the 'I love Barney' dance!
Ashley: O_O I am not standing for this... *Sits down*
Nook: You put your left leg in, your left leg out, in out, in out then say 'Barney RAWKS my SAWKS'. Then you put your right leg in, your right leg out, in out, in out, then hop on one paw. You put your right paw in, your right paw out, in out, in out, then you say 'ALL UR BASE ARE BELONG TO BARNEY AND US'... The noodle!
Kaly: O_O... Nook?
Nook: Yes, mommy?
Kaly: O_O That wasn't the 'I love Barney' dance, that was the Hokey Pokey stupidely edited.
Nook: Uh-oh... *Runs away* MOMMY!! DADDY!! SAVE ME! TEH EVIL BEARS ARE CHASING ME!!!!!111!!

The End. butnotrly
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Welcome To Catville
Week 2, Monday
Episode Eight - The Worst Musical In The History Of Worst Musicals

Kaly: Uh... a musical. Nice.
Bob: AGHH!!! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!! I HATE MUSICALS!!
Ashley: *Sweat drop* You're not getting a solo, Bob. Uhh... Remember when you were trying out for Action Man!!: The Musical!!, you sang 'I angry! I not stand for this! I pie!'?
Bob: Uh, yeah. Why?
Ashley: That's why you're not getting a solo in the musical.
Bob: That fine! I not want part anyway!
Ashley: ...

*Later (they are in Nook's store)*

Katie: Is everybody ready?
Emily: *Whispering* Bob, even though you haven't got a proper part in the musical, try not to mess it up...
Bob: I OK, I not mess up any time.
Katie: Bob, stand next to Emily.
Bob: O NOEZ.
*Even later*
Ashley: I have to sing NOW?! I thought you said when the fat raccoon falls down...
Katie: Yeah, well... I LIED!!!!

*They are now in the Town Hall*

Katie: OK, start singing when I reach 3. 1, 2, 3...
Ashley: La la la la la la laaaa!
Kaly: LA LA LA LA LA, we're angry because Katie stole our wall!
Bob: Worse that getting hit by a girl!
Katie: What wall?! I didn't steal a wall... I'd never do that! ... But I did steal something.
Ashley: If you didn't steal a wall, then what did you steal?
Katie: I stole yoooouuuurrrr... PANTS!!
Bob: Oh, what that mean?!
Katie: I stole your pants while they were outside drying... Whoops, is that bad? I didn't know you'd really need them!
Kaly: Well, some girls don't because we'll just wear a skirt or a dress, except for Ashley!
Ashley: That's right!
Kaly: Because she's a really strange tomboy!!
Ashley: If I was a tomboy I'd have more guy friends than girls... And a lot more things too but that's not the point.
Katie: Oh my, Ashley's girly!
Ashley: No I'm not!
Bob: And some guys could just go to Tom Nook's or the Able Sisters and buy some new pants! So Katie, you are fooled!

*24 hours later*

Katie: Oh no! My secret has been found out! All I needed was a new pair of jeans, or just nice pink trousers... Or maybe some baggy pants. I wanted to keep it a secret, but these fools found out! Now every one in town will laugh at me!
Ashley: If you really needed pants or anything, you should have just gone to The Able Sisters, or some one else's town!
Katie: BLAAARRGHHH!!!

Pelly: Well, that was a really... err... 'touching' musical.
Phyllis: What Pelly's really trying to say is... YOU GUYS STINK!!
Pelly: My score for you is...
Pelly: ...5!
Phyllis: And my score for you is..... 0!
Tortimer: You whippersnappers are the worst kids ever!! 3!
Cheri: So the total score is **DO NOT POST FRIEND CODES**!
Pelly: Sorry, Cheri. You've got it all wrong.
Cheri: Oh, I knew something wasn't right... Meh. Anyways, the total score is 8.
Phyllis: Yuhuh.

*later*

Katie: Yeah, I know we sucked... And that musical made no sense... Stupid Hopper, he shouldn't have ever wrote it.

The End. butnotrly
_________________________________________________
Welcome To Catville
Week 2, Tuesday
Episode Nine - Stereotypical Kind Of Cats

*IN THE PARK*

Cheryl: YES! That's great news.
Kaly: Who's going to tell Katie?
Ashley: I'm out.
Emily: Bob?
Bob: No waii! You will never catch me! *Evil laugh*
Emily: *sigh* I guess I'll have to do it, then.
Cheryl: What if she strangles you to death?
Emily: She won't do that. If she does, then I'll be a step closer to the impending doom... *Sits on the bench that Katie is sitting on*
Katie: If you're here to apologise for yesterday, just forget it.
Emily: Apologise?! Heck no! I'm here to tell you some news.
Katie: Is it depressing?
Emily: Well, for you it is. But for me, it's a miracle.
Katie: Meh. Go on.
Emily: *Takes a deep breath and talks fast* MyFarticalRomanceareoverthankyouandgoodbye.
Katie: Are you serious?
Emily: Yes, I am. Even Title said so!
Title: Mmhmm.
Emily: ... Y'see?
Katie: You're not telling me that just for kicks, are you? 'Cause if you are, I am going to kick your BUTT.
Emily: It's true! Cheryl will tell you more, buh-bye! *Drags Cheryl along*
Cheryl: I'm not-- OK. Katie, it's not me, Kaly's or Ashley's fault--
Katie: Is it Bob's fault?
Cheryl: Bob couldn't do anything if he tried, believe me.
Katie: But... Butt! *Sobs very loudly*
Emily: I think I'll knock some sense into her.
Cheryl: You don't get what you want by fighting, that's just wrong.
Emily: o.0 Who said we were gonna fight? I'm just going to talk to her.
Ashley: Phew.

*WITH KATIE*

Emily: Katie, get over it. Bands like those are emo wannabes. And you don't want to be an emo, do you? 'Cause if you do, I will - never mind.
Katie: I don't want to be an emo, I just want to listen to good music. *Cries*
Emily: Well, no one thinks you're going to get any good out of them. In fact, people like you are considered 'Emo Katie Tight Pants'. And that is NOT a good thing.
Katie: But I don't wear tight pants!
Emily: I know, but if you carried on listening to them - now, believe me - you would.
Ashley: I'll take it from here. Katie, bands like those write of broken hearts. Even worse, they can't even ask a girl out. And they're so depressed they wear tight pants.
Katie: o.0 Really?
Ashley: YA RLY. Now, they go 'BOOHOO CRY CRY SOB SOB somethingsomething THE END'.
Katie: Then I HATE those types of bands!
Ashley, Cheryl & Emily: Thank God.
Emily: Ooh, and will you stop doing that dreaded 'D thing all the time?
Katie: Yep.
Ashley: And will you stop shouting?
Katie: Yeppers.
Cheryl: So, does this mean you'll stop listening to My Fartical Romance and Fall Sideways Boy?
Katie: What's with the questions?!
Cheryl: W00t! *Throws a party*
Ashley: There really are such things as 'happy endings'. =D

The End. butnotrly
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Welcome To Catville
Week 2, Wednesday
Episode Ten - A New Hotel Is Not The Start Of A New Begining

*Outside the hotel*

Garfield: We... *pant* are never going shopping... AGAIN. Well, I'm not anyway. It's too tiring for a cat that doesn't eat anything for breakfast!
Emily: Whoo! I am so pumped from lifting all that shopping! *Opens door, then falls on carpet*
Cheryl: OK. *Walks over her*
Emily: You could have at least used the other door! ;_;

*In the lobby*

Katie: Oh my... I don't think you'd want to read the notice board.
Tom: Why not? *Reads it* LE GASP!!
Katie: Fine, knock yourselves out... Literally.
Everyone: Oh my PANCAKES. The Catton Hotel is moving to an island?!
Ashley: They're kidding! This was the best hotel ever, and now they're moving to an ISLAND?
Emily: And it could be any island! *Gasp* It could be in Doggyville Island. *shudders*
Everyone: *shudders*
Tom: Come on, we've got to talk to the mayor about this.
Cheryl: Wouldn't it be better to tell the manager of the hotel?
Tom: Why?
Cheryl: Because the mayor has nothing to do with this hotel. Heck, Tortimer isn't in charge of anything nowadays.
Tom: OK, but let's just check first.

*At the Wishing Well*

Ashley: Tortimer, do you know where the Catton Hotel is moving to?
Tortimer: The only thing I know is that the hotel is moving to an island. And no one except the hotel staff know where that island is. And I'm sure that it won't be Doggyville Island, there would be no point. Only cats can go to the Catton Hotel, that is stated in the policy. The same goes for the Doggyville Hotel, I think that's moving to an island, too.
Tom: OK, thanks. *Walks away*
Cheryl: Now, we're gonna go talk to the manager of the hotel.

*Back in the hotel*

Cheryl: Hey Mr. Kalmi, can I talk to the manager?
Mr. Kalmi: Ms. Alimo is not in the hotel right now, she's on her lunch break.
Katie: But it's not even lunch time!
Mr. Kalmi: Correct, Katie. Cookie for you! Ms. Alimo can only be contacted via cell phone.
Cheryl: Thanks. *Grabs her cell phone and calls Ms. Alimo*
Emily: Any luck?
Cheryl: No, no-- Hello, Ms. Alimo! I was just wondering, which island is the Catton Hotel moving to? Oh, OK... *Hangs up*
Ashley: What did she say?
Cheryl: She said she can't tell us, but she also said that the new hotel is opening on Saturday.
Bob: Oh yeah, she tells us the date but she doesn't tell us where!
Emily: Is it just me or did Bob string together an actual sentence? o.0
Tom: It's not just you. o.0
Ashley: But Saturday is two days from now! How are we going to find it before the opening? It could be anywhere!
Cheryl: I'm not sure of any of the names of the islands, so we're going to have to check them all.
Emily: Are you crazy?! There could be all sorts of dangers!
Cheryl: Oh... I just remembered something! Doggyville Island is up North, so our island must be down South!
Bob: How do you know that?
Cheryl: Dogs have rivals, right? And we are the dog's rivals, and each animals rivals are placed opposite of each other so there's no fighting.
Tom: You rock, Cheryl.
Everyone else: *AHEM*
Tom: And so does everyone else!

The End. butnotrly
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Welcome To Catville
Week 2, Thursday
Episode Eleven - Nails For Breakfast, Katie For Matie?

Nook: I'm as tough as a baby clothes!
Kabuki: Uhh... Nook, that's not really tough.
Emily: And what are you doing here? You're meant to be in Tanooki Town!

Nook: Cough. *Dissapears*
Cheryl: Good. Now that we've got that out of the way, I can tell you some very important news.
Bob: *Gasp* Fishy died?
Cheryl: Who is Fishy? Who ever he is, *deep breath* no. We're going to camp out on the island!
All (except Cheryl): WHAT?!
Cheryl: Well, we want to be the first ones to check in at the new Catton Hotel, do we?
Kabuki: Eh...
Katie: What's it to ya?!
Cheryl: I don't care what you all say, we are camping out on the island. Of course, we'll have to be as tough as nails - which is tougher than tough - to survive--
Bob: Does this mean we'll have to eat sharp things for breakfast?
Cheryl: T_T No. As I was saying, we'll have to be as tough as nails - or even stronger, if possible - to survive. Y'know, there are lots of spiders and bugs on islands these days. Even birds like to - ahem - drop down, as you'd put it. So we'll have to be prepared. We'll have to get compasses--
Bob: Those sharp, pointy ones?
Cheryl: >_< NO! We'll also need maps, protective gear, a tent, food (such as marshmallows) and whatever life throws at us. Got it?
All: Got it!
Cheryl: Good.
Bob: Ooh, ooh! While we're there, can we get a Wii?
Emily: BOB! o.0
Ashley: But it is out tomorrow.
Cheryl: If you shut your yap, I'll even throw in Twilight Princess! But right now we'll have to get prepared.

*At Nookingtons*

Garfield: Why will we need another map? We've already got one--
Cheryl: Of Catton Island, stupid! Anyways, here's the list again; a compass, map--
Bob: It's like Dora The Explorer all over again!
Ashley: *screams and tackles Bob*
Katie: I will kick you if you interuppt one more time.
Cheryl: As I was saying; a map, compass, food, suitcase (big enough to carry our stuff. And mind you, you're taking everything you own to Catton Island because that's where we're going to live from now on), hats, other protective gear and Patrick.
Katie: Who's Patrick?
Cheryl: None of your beeswax!
Ashley: We can't take Patrick with us. You should know that by now. T_T
Cheryl: Uh, right. Well, let's just get the fartin' stuff already...

*Later*

ALL: Done! *Faintfaint*
Cheryl: Y'all can't faint, it's not like we're surgeons or anything! Hey, would you faint at the sight of blood?
ALL: Yes.... *Quiet*

The End. butnotrly

 

[PWNguin]

Welcome To Catville
Week 2, Friday
Episode Twelve - We Couldn't Think Of A Title Because We're So Unpredictable

Emily: We're all ready to go and we're ready for a Wii!

Cheryl: Oh yeah, if anyone needs to go the bathroom, go now.

*Cricket noises*

Cheryl: Okay, just don't blame me if you poop your pants!

*Later*

Katie: Cheryl, are we going to take the bus or are we going to walk?

Cheryl: Well, all good campers walk! But Bob wouldn't think the same...

Bob: I want to go on the Pop-Tart machine!

ALL: O.O Oh my gosh, Bob seriously needs some therapy.

Cheryl: Well, actually, we're going by boat. Islands are normally near water, right?

Bob: Wrong!!

Ashley: I don't know what's wrong with Bob today. o.0

Garfield: The same as every day; stupidity.
Cheryl: I don't know about the rest of you, but I've brought an umbrella. =DD
Katie: Ella! Ella! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Ooh, baby it's--
Ashley: Shut the heck up!

After eight and a half hours of walking...

Kaly: Are we there yet?
Cheryl: No, but we'll be there in about 2 hours. =D
ALL: Yay!
Katie: Eh?
Bob: No, that's not what you were meant to say.

So, it's 2 hours later. I guess that I'd better write to tell you how the characters are, but you probably know that already. They're depressed cheesy cats with no lives. Oh, you mean how they're doing right now? This is going to be hard.
[ENDofEPISODEtwelve]
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Episode 13,
Week 2,
Saturday

Cheryl: I don't get what we're doing here.
Rover: Neither do I. Just wait and we'll see... maybe...
Kiki: Why must you open your mouth? All you do is talk nonsense!
Rover: Hey! My talk is notaodndfhajhfdjhf
Cheryl: I get your point.
Kiki: OK... so is the audition over?

ME: Hang on guys, I still have to write a persuasive sentance.

Rover: Big words...
Kiki: Maybe you could look them up in Rovers big fat Idiot Dictionary!
Rover: Fine, I will. *Walks away*
Cheryl: Just wanted to point out how gullible he was?
Kiki: Exactly.

Me: All right, if you guys want me to get this co-authoring job, I need you to zip it. Ok?

Rover: Yup! Won't here any noise from me! I'll be as quiet as a barn owl, I will... no chatter'll leave this mouth... I
Kiki and Cheryl: SHUT UP!!!!
Rover: Ok then...

Me: I think we should end this, I mean... I don't stand a chance if you three keep messing around.

Phylliss: Mail call!
Rover: Oh goodie! Mail!

Me: Ugh...
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Welcome To Catville,
Week 2, Sunday
Episode Fourteen - Lemon Scented Pens Are Bob

 

[YogurtBandit]

Very nice!

 

[ACfan192]

Lemme guess:

penguin123 from ACC,I sww




Read it on ACC,ACF,and here

 

[PWNguin]

Yeah, I am. xD Though I want to change my name to Okaiicupcayk. .__.

And thanks.

 

[Nate]

Yeah, I am. xD Though I want to change my name to Okaiicupcayk. .__.

And thanks.

It doesn't have enough room for you to input that in AC. ;D

 

[PWNguin]

There isn't? ;~; What's the character limit for user names, anyway?

I'll definitely post more of my fan fic soon. Soon, I say...

 

[UltraByte]

There isn't? ;~; What's the character limit for user names, anyway?

Yes it would. The limit's 32 characters. That name is only 12 characters.

It costs 2000 bells (forum bells) to get a name change, btw..

 

[domi_roks]

wow


very good