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Way to Die #344

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Its a T.V show on Spike. 1,000 ways to die I was watching and this guy died from a bunch of real life furries.

Okay I don't remember the guys name so i'll call him Guy1

One day Guy1 was in the mountains.

He saw some mushrooms and decided to eat them.

after that he was as high as a kite.

he was running around barking and being really creepy...

when night came he saw some "furries" having sex.

Being high as him he walked over and tried to get "involved" with a beaver and skunk [furry] they told him to get lost so he walked over to a chicken and he starting pecking him with his pecker.

Then Guy1 saw a big bear he walked over to mama bear to get a little "freaky" with pooh.

but something was strange...this was a REAL bear!!!

the bear saw this as a taunt or threat so the bear ripped guy1's throat out.

Way to die #344 Death by furries.
 
Furry Sparks said:
Um, what?
Guy in mountains ate some mushrooms got high saw furries having sex saw a real bear tried to have sex with it bear ripped this throat out.
 
at first i thought it said firby i was like wtf?!

but ya someone died because they got crapped on my an elephant and suffocated to death 0.o
 
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