Villager said WHAT?

[KaydeeKrunk]

I know there used to be one of these but I couldn't find it. So here's a place to talk about weird or funny things some of your villagers have said.

Today I am sad I didn't get a screen shot because I went up to Tia to give her something she asked for and it happened to be raining out so she said "Hey friend. Talking to you is nice because it distracts me from the fact that I'm sopping wet."

Whaaaat? Girl go change yourself! XD

 

[Tueltown]

Apple told me that Roscoe is carrying around a shovel and she's very suspicious of what he might being going to do with that shove and that she's was going to be keeping an eye on him. Pretty cute that the little pink hamster will be spying on the big black horse

 

[Whisper]

Here are some of my favorite things that my villagers had told me.

Spoiler

 

[Daydream]

I don't know if lazy villagers say this in the English translation, but in French, whenever it rains, Stitches tells me he's glad of the weather because he won't have to shower. xD

I probably have hundreds of screenshots of funny things my villagers have said... I'll have to find some.

 

[AccfSally]

What Nibbles said yesterday.

 

[wolfie1]

I don't know if lazy villagers say this in the English translation, but in French, whenever it rains, Stitches tells me he's glad of the weather because he won't have to shower. xD

I don't remember lazy villagers saying this in English, but jock villagers do. Sly tells me he doesn't have to shower every time it rains because the rain washes the sweat off, lol.

 

[otomatoe]

Just recently Erik said that my mayor smells like rice porridge xD

 

[Peridot666]

I don't know if lazy villagers say this in the English translation, but in French, whenever it rains, Stitches tells me he's glad of the weather because he won't have to shower. xD

I probably have hundreds of screenshots of funny things my villagers have said... I'll have to find some.

ive had zucker say that in english

 

[Nunnafinga]

 

[SilkSpectre]

Gulliver when he says just one little mint or something referencing Monty Python. I don't think he says that anymore. Been looking for it.

 

[OviRy8]

Static said: "Shut up and take my modern bed"

Another classic Memetendo moment.

 

[SilkSpectre]

Static said: "Shut up and take my modern bed"

Another classic Memetendo moment.

That is fantastic.

 

[Athelwyn]

When Baabara told me that having a lot of hair is a big responsibility, like owning a pet that sits on your head.

...and when Shari asked me something like, "You know those songs that go, 'baby, you got a piece of my heart'? Just how big a piece are we talking?"

(I used to love the dialogue on the GameCube, like when Mallary told me that ski lifts do untold damage to your delicate knee-pits.)

 

[drowningfairies]

Muffy asked what pet would be the best for her, and sheep was an option. So I chose sheep. When she responded, she said she didn't think sheep would be too weird, or something along those lines. It was weird.

 

[Daydream]

I was looking at old pictures and I thought this one was quite funny.



I'll be the translator.

Shep: "You think I look like a rotten tomato, maybe? BUT, BUT... DID YOU LOOK AT ME!?!"

I have no idea what was the context, but it's still funny. xD



Chrissy, trying to create a new musical genre... "...While singing with a toothbrush in your mouth! It will be a new musical genre, the B&D"​

 

[Aleigh]

I sadly didn't get a screenshot, but I once had Pierce come over to my Mayor's house and took him into (what used to be) my bathroom, which had a trash can in it. When we were in the room, I went over to talk to him and all he did was stand in front of my trash can and go, "Wow, a trash can? I can't believe I've finally got to see the real you!" or something along those lines. So basically my favorite villager caLLED ME TRASH

 

[Emachi]

Once a villager has told me that they are frying pancakes on their toilet...

 

[SilkSpectre]

I sadly didn't get a screenshot, but I once had Pierce come over to my Mayor's house and took him into (what used to be) my bathroom, which had a trash can in it. When we were in the room, I went over to talk to him and all he did was stand in front of my trash can and go, "Wow, a trash can? I can't believe I've finally got to see the real you!" or something along those lines. So basically my favorite villager caLLED ME TRASH

That was totally a compliment on your cleanliness. ^_~

 

[Oblivia]

Lopez knows what's up.

 

[AppleBitterCrumble]

One time Marshal and Marina were talking to eachother about art and Marshal suggested that Marina be his muse next time