Very Important News

[-Apples-]

And don't tell me to cite my sources. I forgot where I found them, but at least I remembered what they said:

• ***** Cat nursery rhyme renamed to "Grumpy Cat" to honor Tartar Sauce for her third birthday.
• McDonald's introduces the McCheesecake on the dessert menu.
• Google to merge with Yahoo.
• Apple releases the iCar to the car stores.
• Wal-Mart shuts down all of its stores.
• White house regrets decision on Death Star petition in 2013.

Spoiler: Sources

APRIL FOOLS!​

All of these news reports are fake. You would've figured so anyway. Yep, since it's April Fool's day, I tell jokes a lot. Be careful, you might be fooled sometime.

 

[oswaldies]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

 

[Born2BWild]

Great, now I want McCheesecake. XD

 

[NewLeaf13]

Darn. Why is Wal-Mart still open anyway?

 

[-Apples-]

I just fixed an error in my entry. I didn't mean "rejects" decision, I meant "regrets" decision.