You see, this is what you craaaaaazy Texans don't get.
Not everyone has a home.
Some of us are not fortunate enough to have good, supplied homes to live in. So we get a job. But we can't pay our rent, because the rent is too damn high! So we move and love in trash cans, but our debt keeps going up, even if we do make $24 million a year. So this is why I, Laura, along with Kaylan, Kat, Gabriela, and Desiree have theorized that Giants starting pitcher Tim Lincecum is a hobo. Here is some evidence.
See the messages he's sending? "Can I live in your house? I don't have one! Disturbing, eh?
OH MY GOD HIS HAIR
This ties with my original question: Why did a hobo accept the Cy Young award rather than Tim Lincecum?
This message brought to you and approved by the Tim Lincecum is a hobo foundation of America.
Not everyone has a home.
Some of us are not fortunate enough to have good, supplied homes to live in. So we get a job. But we can't pay our rent, because the rent is too damn high! So we move and love in trash cans, but our debt keeps going up, even if we do make $24 million a year. So this is why I, Laura, along with Kaylan, Kat, Gabriela, and Desiree have theorized that Giants starting pitcher Tim Lincecum is a hobo. Here is some evidence.
See the messages he's sending? "Can I live in your house? I don't have one! Disturbing, eh?
OH MY GOD HIS HAIR
This ties with my original question: Why did a hobo accept the Cy Young award rather than Tim Lincecum?
This message brought to you and approved by the Tim Lincecum is a hobo foundation of America.
